The Super Dooper Canadian Thread (now with 47% more Canadian Bacon)
Yeah but that's Canadian gold, which I assume to be foil wrapped Maple Syrup blocks
No, no, real American gold measured in ounces. Supposedly from a person fleeing Florida....
Oh no, Canada doesn't recognize American potatoes, too much high fructose corn syrup in them.
I, for one, welcome our new avian overlord.
Nestled between Canada's second favourite rectangle and New China lies the province of Alberta. Known for its majestic beauty and out Texasing Texas, it is a corrupt wasteland of striking beauty. Their tranquility of right-wing oppression today was shattered when laborers from the Maritimes rose up in rebellion after being served their treasured regional food, a donair had been tainted with lettuce.
The rebellion, now known as the "Donair Uprising," has taken the province of Alberta by surprise, as the region is not typically known for large-scale protests. The Maritimes, a group of eastern provinces in Canada, are known for their strong cultural traditions and close-knit communities. These seasonal workers, who travel thousands of miles to work in Alberta during peak agricultural seasons, have always found comfort in the taste of their cherished donairs—a mouth-watering combination of spiced meat and special sauce wrapped in warm pita bread. However, the recent addition of lettuce to the beloved dish has sparked outrage among the workers, who consider it an affront to their culinary heritage and a blatant disregard for their preferences.
The rebellion began with peaceful protests outside the establishments that served the modified donairs, but tensions quickly escalated as the workers' demands were met with indifference by the local authorities. Soon, these once peaceful demonstrations transformed into heated clashes between the protesters and the police, leaving the streets of Alberta's towns and cities fraught with tension and unrest.
The donair, a symbol of the Maritimes' cultural identity, has become the focal point of a broader struggle for recognition and respect. The seasonal workers argue that their contributions to Alberta's agricultural industry are often overlooked, and the forced change in their traditional food feels like a further dismissal of their presence and significance in the province.
In response to the uprising, the Alberta government has convened emergency talks with representatives from the Maritimes and other concerned parties to find a resolution to the escalating crisis. However, finding a middle ground that satisfies both the demands of the workers and the interests of local businesses has proven to be a daunting task.
The rebellion has also sparked debates across the country about the rights of seasonal workers and the importance of preserving cultural heritage, even when far from one's home region. Solidarity rallies have been held in various cities across Canada, with supporters advocating for fair treatment and cultural preservation.
While the initial trigger for the rebellion might appear trivial to some, it represents a deeper issue of cultural sensitivity and recognition of the seasonal workers' contributions. As the situation continues to unfold, many are hoping that a peaceful resolution can be achieved—one that acknowledges the value of diversity and respects the cultural identities of all Canadians.
In the meantime, Alberta remains a province divided, grappling with the repercussions of a rebellion that began with a tainted donair but has come to symbolize much more. The province's serene reputation has been shaken, and its leaders are faced with the challenge of fostering understanding and unity among its diverse population. The "Donair Uprising" serves as a poignant reminder that even seemingly minor actions can have significant consequences and that cultural pride and heritage should be cherished and respected by all.
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The rebellion, now known as the "Donair Uprising," has taken the province of Alberta by surprise, as the region is not typically known for large-scale protests. The Maritimes, a group of eastern provinces in Canada, are known for their strong cultural traditions and close-knit communities. These seasonal workers, who travel thousands of miles to work in Alberta during peak agricultural seasons, have always found comfort in the taste of their cherished donairs—a mouth-watering combination of spiced meat and special sauce wrapped in warm pita bread. However, the recent addition of lettuce to the beloved dish has sparked outrage among the workers, who consider it an affront to their culinary heritage and a blatant disregard for their preferences.
The rebellion began with peaceful protests outside the establishments that served the modified donairs, but tensions quickly escalated as the workers' demands were met with indifference by the local authorities. Soon, these once peaceful demonstrations transformed into heated clashes between the protesters and the police, leaving the streets of Alberta's towns and cities fraught with tension and unrest.
The donair, a symbol of the Maritimes' cultural identity, has become the focal point of a broader struggle for recognition and respect. The seasonal workers argue that their contributions to Alberta's agricultural industry are often overlooked, and the forced change in their traditional food feels like a further dismissal of their presence and significance in the province.
In response to the uprising, the Alberta government has convened emergency talks with representatives from the Maritimes and other concerned parties to find a resolution to the escalating crisis. However, finding a middle ground that satisfies both the demands of the workers and the interests of local businesses has proven to be a daunting task.
The rebellion has also sparked debates across the country about the rights of seasonal workers and the importance of preserving cultural heritage, even when far from one's home region. Solidarity rallies have been held in various cities across Canada, with supporters advocating for fair treatment and cultural preservation.
While the initial trigger for the rebellion might appear trivial to some, it represents a deeper issue of cultural sensitivity and recognition of the seasonal workers' contributions. As the situation continues to unfold, many are hoping that a peaceful resolution can be achieved—one that acknowledges the value of diversity and respects the cultural identities of all Canadians.
In the meantime, Alberta remains a province divided, grappling with the repercussions of a rebellion that began with a tainted donair but has come to symbolize much more. The province's serene reputation has been shaken, and its leaders are faced with the challenge of fostering understanding and unity among its diverse population. The "Donair Uprising" serves as a poignant reminder that even seemingly minor actions can have significant consequences and that cultural pride and heritage should be cherished and respected by all.
The Alberta government is selling a donair costume and it’s already fetching top dollar | Globalnews.ca
After appearing on the Alberta government's auction website on Friday, a donair costume has created widespread fascination and received bids into the thousands of dollars.
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Wow the bidding is up over $10,000 now. For a donair mascot costume. At this rate Alberta will make money off the dang thing.
TLDR Alberta government for some reason buys Donair mascot costume. Decides to sell it after it is no longer needed. Bidding war erupts between those that want to righteously destroy the abomination and those that want to use it to inflict pain and suffering.
TLDR Alberta government for some reason buys Donair mascot costume. Decides to sell it after it is no longer needed. Bidding war erupts between those that want to righteously destroy the abomination and those that want to use it to inflict pain and suffering.
Dave
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Which by the looks of his sausage fingers could be any day!
You have a holiday dedicated to hoodies? I don't know if I should be impressed or confused.
National Hoodie Day is October 14th and Canada likes to be first so we celibrate Bunny Hug Day on the 10th.
famed American orator Ricky Bobby said:
They like McDonald’s too
This is Tamara Lich.
She's a far right monster that is one of the organizers of THE FREEDOM CONVOY up here in Canada.
And as I learned today, my cousin, which after looking at her, of course she is, she looks like every female member of my mom's family.
Fuck my genepool needs bleach.
She's a far right monster that is one of the organizers of THE FREEDOM CONVOY up here in Canada.
And as I learned today, my cousin, which after looking at her, of course she is, she looks like every female member of my mom's family.
Fuck my genepool needs bleach.
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figmentPez
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That won't do any good if you don't destroy the phylactery first.
As a Manitoban and receiving of a speeding ticket last month for $500, the first video hurts me.
GasBandit
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Uh uhhh! Knick Knack Paddy Whack!