Random Video Game Crap

figmentPez

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Not to kill the joke (because trying to think of said-sin is hilarious, thank you, @mikerc ), but in some Asian cultures, you are almost always automatically sent to "Hell" or the underworld first, where you face judgement, and THEN they sort you if you're staying in Heaven or Hell. This might be the case here, or Mario's a bigger bastard than we thought.
If I remember the plot to Super Paper Mario correctly, Mario isn't in the Underwhere because he died, he's there because some other character (the villain, maybe?) sent him there, and he's very much an anomaly because he's there and still alive.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
I think it's simpler. Mario either dies innocent in Super Mario World, or he prevails by way of sacrificing an untold number of Yoshis down bottomless chasms to save himself with a double jump.
 
I think it's simpler. Mario either dies innocent in Super Mario World, or he prevails by way of sacrificing an untold number of Yoshis down bottomless chasms to save himself with a double jump.
Nah dude... y'all know the real reason is because Mario went and done clapped those Peach cheeks outside of matrimony in between them games...
 

GasBandit

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Nah dude... y'all know the real reason is because Mario went and done clapped those Peach cheeks outside of matrimony in between them games...
I don't think it took until after the 4th (5th if you count japan-only titles) game for that to happen, and it is established that his soul is still lighter than the proverbial feather as of SMW.
 
I don't think it took until after the 4th (5th if you count japan-only titles) game for that to happen, and it is established that his soul is still lighter than the proverbial feather as of SMW.
The way Bowser kept interrupting, and Mario's part time gig as a Doctor, i wouldn't be surprised if they only managed it after the Great Kart Race Compromise brought a small respite to the Mushroom Wars...
 

GasBandit

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The way Bowser kept interrupting, and Mario's part time gig as a Doctor, i wouldn't be surprised if they only managed it after the Great Kart Race Compromise brought a small respite to the Mushroom Wars...
Ehhh, I don't know if that's accurate.

It depends on a few things, firstly if you consider JPN SMB2 to be canonical or not. If we're going strictly by US games, SMW was actually the second Bowser encounter, as SMB3 was canonically a stage production meant to embellish and lionize Mario's exploits in SMB1. US SMB2 (Doki Doki Panic) happened entirely over the course of one night as it took place in a dream Mario had.

Secondly, how does Super Mario Land fit into all this? Well, it was released only 1 year before SMW, and 4 years after SMB1, So given that 2 and 3 were not real life events, that leaves about a 4 year swath where Mario didn't really have anything on his plate. Maybe he was attending med school in preparation for Dr. Mario (1990), but even med school leaves you with time to marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten (otherwise I myself would not have been conceived when I was - my Dad loves to tell the story about how much pressure he was under studying for his med school finals while his pregnant wife was in the hospital due to go into labor any time).

Additionally, Peach was not Mario's first girlfriend. Everybody forgets about Pauline, and a man does not climb a half-built skyscraper to combat a gigantic ape for a girl whose guts he is NOT rearranging.

So I don't buy the Adultery-sending-Mario-to-Hell theory.
 
it took place in a dream Mario had.
Aha, a clear sign of PSTD...


Additionally, Peach was not Mario's first girlfriend. Everybody forgets about Pauline, and a man does not climb a half-built skyscraper to combat a gigantic ape for a girl whose guts he is NOT rearranging.
Considering how old Cranky Kong is, and the fact that he's the one supposed to be the ape from the original game, something wonky is going on there...
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Considering how old Cranky Kong is, and the fact that he's the one supposed to be the ape from the original game, something wonky is going on there...
Gorillas typically live 35-40 years in the wild, and sometimes 50 in captivity. So we can kind of assume that giant apes age twice as fast as humans.
 
“How DARE you? This was my favorite dress!”
<Proceeds to haunt protagonist>
Hmm…I have an idea for an interesting mod. Every “innocent” you kill follows you around for the rest of the game spouting uncancelable NPC dialog and is invisible to the remaining NPCs.

—Patrick
 
“How DARE you? This was my favorite dress!”
<Proceeds to haunt protagonist>
Hmm…I have an idea for an interesting mod. Every “innocent” you kill follows you around for the rest of the game spouting uncancelable NPC dialog and is invisible to the remaining NPCs.

—Patrick
Not quite the same as your idea, but there's a mission in Metal Gear Solid 3 that's harder if you'd killed enemies along the way. You're trying to wade through a river in kind of a spiritual realm, with ghosts attacking you along the way. If you've done a stealth run with no killing up to that point, there are less ghosts. But the more you've killed, the more ghosts will haunt you and make it harder to survive.
 
Not quite the same as your idea, but there's a mission in Metal Gear Solid 3 that's harder if you'd killed enemies along the way. You're trying to wade through a river in kind of a spiritual realm, with ghosts attacking you along the way. If you've done a stealth run with no killing up to that point, there are less ghosts. But the more you've killed, the more ghosts will haunt you and make it harder to survive.
That includes all the animals you killed.
 
I've done that sequence as a complete mass murderer and it's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG, I'm talking like an hour long.
 
Wasn't there something similar in Snake Eater where literally the only way to get past it was to have them kill you and then leave the game on the Game Over screen for x minutes and you'd actually get back up and be able to complete the fight. Or am I remembering the same part you guys are talking about.
 
Wasn't there something similar in Snake Eater where literally the only way to get past it was to have them kill you and then leave the game on the Game Over screen for x minutes and you'd actually get back up and be able to complete the fight. Or am I remembering the same part you guys are talking about.
I believe that using the suicide pill to fake out Johnny in the prison so he'd open the door then taking the revival pill was one strategy for escaping the prison. I believe if you tried that against The End, he just shoots you because he knows you're faking it.
 
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Man, playing my absolute favourite game of all time, Star Control 2, and there's nothing like what I'm about to post to remind me that this game was made in the early 90s by two white nerds.



I hope the Shofixti have a slightly more...I dunno, sensitive portrayal, than this when they release the new game they are working on.
 
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