The Random Crap Thread

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That's one hell of a mower if it can come to rest on a bush.

 

[GasBandit]

That's one hell of a mower if it can come to rest on a bush.

Trust me, it's easier than you might think to run over an azalea bush.

 

[Cajungal]

I feel very silly right now. I've taken the stuff they gave me at the clinic before, so I don't think it's that. I'm not caffeinated. But this feels chemical, not just a goofy mood. Not really complaining, not worried, just thought I'd comment... randomly... in this thread of random crap. Goddamnit, this Kashi bar is excellent. God bless flax.

 

[Calleja]

The phrase "my nephew's wife" makes Turbo seem SO effin' old.

 

[Fun Size]

Twice today I heard someone in my cube area eek out a fart and pretend it didn't happen, and both times it reduced me to giggling like a schoolgirl. I would love to blame exhaustion, but the truth is I'm a man-child, and I'm okay with that.

 

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Twice today I heard someone in my cube area eek out a fart and pretend it didn't happen, and both times it reduced me to giggling like a schoolgirl. I would love to blame exhaustion, but the truth is I'm a man-child, and I'm okay with that.

I just laughed out loud at this post right when a student walked in, so I had to share Halforums. Good thing it was a grad student.

 

[Dusty668]

In law, a class action is a procedural device used for large numbers of people whose cases involve common questions of law and/or fact.

 

[CynicismKills]

You cannot resist the powahhhhhh, of the Dark Brew.

 

[phil]

Something that has been weighing on my mind lately is that (depression warning) one day the last Goonie is going to die. After he goes, there just won't be any adventure left in the world.

The last goonie, and Stan Lee are two deaths I'm not looking forward to.

 

[Dave]

I've farted quietly into my chair before. It really wasn't noticeable until I had gotten up and sat back down again, making the cushion expel the smelly remnants into the air.

 

[Jake]

It's worse when you sit down in the morning and expel yesterday afternoon's super-stale fart.

 

[Rob King]

Farts sneak up on me. More than once a fart has attempted quite valiantly to ruin social situations.

 

[Andromache]

this is too sad not to be real:
http://www.flat-d.com/chairpadblack.html

 

[Null]

That actually makes more sense than the Ignobel Prize winning charcoal underwear inserts.

 

[Hylian]

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[Gusto]

The picture so nice you posted it thrice?

 

[Hylian]

I don't know what you are talking about

 

[HCGLNS]

Well I made it to Shell City and I beat the cyclops and I rode the Hasselhoff and I brought the crown back!

 

[Gusto]

Well I made it to Shell City and I beat the cyclops and I rode the Hasselhoff and I brought the crown back!

You deserve an appreciation thread.

 

[Hylian]

http://www.amazon.com/Wolf-Urine-Lure-32-oz/dp/B0006IGZSM/ref=pd_rhf_shvl_7

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

I play some fighting games online. The Koreans in the lobby often have names that are sexual in nature. I just observed the match of GoodSex vs. Orgasm

 

[Hylian]

 

[Vytamindi]

WTF HYLIAN

 

[Morphine]

Termites produce more methane than all the cows in the world.





BATMAN!

 

[Null]

Well, that would explain why he's always sniffing around Robin's crotch...

 

[Cajungal]

So instead of cutting down on beef we should be killing those little bastards.

 

[North_Ranger]

NNNNNOOOOOO!!!! MUST... COMPENSATE!!!

Okay... I... I think I feel a little better now. *sniffles*

 

[sixpackshaker]

OH God, seeing that Movie poster has me scared. Hollywood should stay the hell away from C&H.

 

[HCGLNS]

Look out kid
It’s somethin’ you did
God knows when
But you’re doin’ it again
You better duck down the alley way
Lookin’ for a new friend
The man in the coon-skin cap
In the big pen
Wants eleven dollar bills
You only got ten

 

[CynicismKills]

I posted the Hobbes in the trash on my Facebook, I didn't think anyone would post it here, I'M SORRY.

 

[North_Ranger]

I posted the Hobbes in the trash on my Facebook, I didn't think anyone would post it here, I'M SORRY.

You better be. It felt like my childhood had come home half-naked and crying from Michael Bay's house

 

[Cajungal]

I posted the Hobbes in the trash on my Facebook, I didn't think anyone would post it here, I'M SORRY.

You better be. It felt like my childhood had come home half-naked and crying from Michael Bay's house [/QUOTE]

Oh damn, that's the hardest I've laughed all day.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Then I need to try harder.

 

[figmentPez]

Okay... I... I think I feel a little better now. *sniffles*

I like this version:

 

[Philosopher B.]

I was making a film for Campus Movie Fest, and part of the script called for firing a bow at an alarm clock (I actually shot a big ol' target off-screen). The shot on camera actually looks pretty cool, as the flying arrow has this trailing effect on it, on account of the bow had collected a fair bit of dust in the time it hasn't been used.

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Termites produce more methane than all the cows in the world.





BATMAN!

Holy shit, lol, that pic is hilarious.