Truth or Dare

[Officer_Charon]

Bloody painfully, and in multiple pieces.

 

[HCGLNS]

Muhuhahaha! Another law enforcement agent crippled with [STRIKE]ruthless efficiency[/STRIKE] Finnish sodomy

 

[Officer_Charon]

Finnish sodomy involves the nostrils? Dirty buggers....

 

[North_Ranger]

HCGLNS. Truth or dare?

((Did I do that right?))

Truth please.


North Ranger, if you were the Jake Gyllenhall character in Broke Back Mountain, which male forumite would you want to play the Heath Ledger character? (Can't be Gusto or Dave or Espy)[/QUOTE]

Not having seen the film nor read the book, I can't recall which of the characters was which, so I'm just gonna say Tinwhistler. Knowin' he's a whiz in the kitchen, we could do the deed and spend the rest of the movie eating pudding.[/QUOTE]

[/QUOTE]

You bring the pudding?

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Finnish sodomy involves the nostrils? Dirty buggers....

That's nothing compared to Butterscotch Wednesdays...

 

[Cajungal]

Bloody painfully, and in multiple pieces.

It's happened to me. Just the frosting. Ow ow ow.

 

[Officer_Charon]

I... I'm not sure I want to keep playing....

But the ButterscotchYOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

Sorry... having technical issues...

 

[North_Ranger]

I... I'm not sure I want to keep playing....

But the ButterscotchYOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

Sorry... having technical issues...

If it helps ya sleep better, big boy. When you're ready to get your mind blown, gimme a call.

Goddammit, why am I channeling Lafayette from True Blood...?

 

[Morphine]

Phil B.!
Truth or dare?

 

[HCGLNS]

Goddammit, why am I channeling Lafayette from True Blood...?

Season 3 starts this Sunday! Be there or be sparkly.

 

[makare]

what the hell is going on in here?

 

[Officer_Charon]

what the hell is going on in here?

Nothing much. Want some pudding? *grins*

 

[makare]

I am so happy that I dont eat pudding right now...

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

Phil B.!
Truth or dare?

I didn't want to go ANYWAYS!

 

[Cajungal]

Hey Bumble!!! Truth or dare!

 

[phil]

Phil B.!
Truth or dare?

I didn't want to go ANYWAYS!

[/QUOTE]

I GOT YOUR BACK BUMBLE

Truth or Dare?

 

[makare]

Bumble dont turn your back on phil... just, you know, dont.....

 

[phil]

Bumble dont turn your back on phil... just, you know, dont.....

I give terrible back messages. It's like what the hell is he doing back there? How does such a large man have such tiny hands anyway?

 

[makare]

Tiny hands ay?

*makes a note*

 

[Morphine]

Bumble!! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I thought it was Phil's turn =(

Step away everyone!

BUMBLEEEE
...truth or dare?

 

[Chazwozel]

I am so happy that I dont eat pudding right now...

I believe the proper term is "sausage fest".

 

[Chazwozel]

pudding and sausage...awww yea

ok, maybe that was a tad bit too far.

.

 

[Gusto]

I dare you to write the theme song to a TV show starring Gusto and myself.

 

[Null]

Well, I've got a concept for the show, and a title, but the lyrics are escaping me at the moment. Still working though. It's called "Ninja Me Gusto!" and is a sitcom about two brothers, one a gay robot, and the other a ninja crimefighter, on Univision.

 

[Philosopher B.]

Truth please.

To keep the gay theme going, theoretically, if you were gay and could have sex with any man on the Lost island, who do you reckon you'd spring for?

Phil B.!
Truth or dare?

Wait how does this game work again.

Phil, still working on Null's rap

 

[Null]

And I'm done!

*trumpet, salsa piano*

Ninja!
Ninja me gusto!
Ninja!
Ninja me gusto!

Mi hermano, Gusto, asi asi,
metalico su durma tambien sus huesos,
Pero su corazon electonico corre mas rapido,
cuando lo vea Tom Cruise sobre la pantalla."

Gusto!
Gusto me Ninja!
Gusto!
Gusto me Ninja!

Mi hermano Bumble, asi asi,
se tranquilo en los umbros pelando criminos,
su cara las chicas encantan,
no lo vean cortando cabesas.

Ninja!
Ninja me gusto!
Gusto!
Gusto me Ninja!

GUSTO!

 

[Gusto]

I love you, Elbows.

And I love YOU, Google Translate and my vaguely hispanic username:

Ninja!
Ninja like me!
Ninja!
Ninja like me!

My brother, like, so well,
METAL bones again fell asleep,
But his heart electonica runs faster,
when you see Tom Cruise on screen. "

Gusto!
I like Ninja!
Gusto!
I like Ninja!

My brother Bumble, so well,
Relaxed in Umbrian is peeling crimes,
girls love her face,
do not see it cutting your head.

Ninja!
Ninja like me!
Gusto!
I like Ninja!

TASTE!

 

[Null]

"My brother Gusto is a peculiar one,
his flesh is metal, so are his bones,
But his electronic heart beats much faster
whenever Tom Cruise appears on screen"

"My brother Bumble is a peculiar one,
he lurks in shadows fighting crime
The girls they love his innocent face
They don't see him cutting off heads"

 

[Gusto]

Seej, perform this.

Bumble, draw this.

David, animate this.

:toocool:

I'll just collect the royalties.

 

[Cajungal]

Kev, you're such a diva.

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...who the hell changed my status thingie to "Rowsdower" and when can I hug them?!

 

[phil]

Who's turn is it to dare to tell a truth?

 

[Cajungal]

I wanna ToD someone!

 

[Gusto]

Kev, you're such a diva.

Course I am; I'm a gay robot.

 

[phil]

Ok, I think It's morphine's turn.

TRUTH OR DARE?

 

[HCGLNS]

To keep the gay theme going, theoretically, if you were gay and could have sex with any man on the Lost island, who do you reckon you'd spring for?

Hurley, he has a good fist full of hair and his ability to not lose weight on a deserted island suggests he has magical powers.

 

[Null]

Seriously. Dude was eating like an Orange Valley trophy wife - fresh organic fruit, lots of fish, no high fructose corn syrup in goddamn anything - and looked like he had his own Taco Bell on call.