The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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I'm in your house, taking your scalps.
North_Ranger
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Oh man, the potential for puns...
Pitched your tepee often with her, didya?
Raised the totem pole a lot, huh?
...
Okay, that's all I can think of right now.
no.
North_Ranger
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You make me sad, big-dog-with-little-kitty 
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someone used the term meatspace today. As in said it, with their mouth. First time i've heard it said out loud in conversation.
I think of pigs in space whenever i see this.
I think of pigs in space whenever i see this.
North_Ranger
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I think of a giant cooler with hanging halves of cows.
Meatspace sounds like a great name for a porno.
-IN YOUR PANTS
-IN YOUR PANTS
I have a very sore throat, so the laughter this brought was painful ... and then cough-y ... which was even more painful. And I'm in a crowded cyber cafe, so I also look very silly.
I think it was in this thread that we talked about how text in dreams changed every time you tried to read it.
Tonight I was the chief of security in a spaceship. We were under attack by a mysterious Alien race, and we didn't know what was happening... But my rifle did. It had a verse from the "Space Bible" carved on it, and every time I read it, the wuote would change... ¡But that simply meant the rifle was actively giving me clues about hat was happenning!
I also dreamt Son Goku wanted to make an autobiographical comic and the publisher kept changing stuff until his story turned into the fantasy story that is Dragon Ball.
I love the dreams I have when I'm sick...
Tonight I was the chief of security in a spaceship. We were under attack by a mysterious Alien race, and we didn't know what was happening... But my rifle did. It had a verse from the "Space Bible" carved on it, and every time I read it, the wuote would change... ¡But that simply meant the rifle was actively giving me clues about hat was happenning!
I also dreamt Son Goku wanted to make an autobiographical comic and the publisher kept changing stuff until his story turned into the fantasy story that is Dragon Ball.
I love the dreams I have when I'm sick...
If you have a single one, you just wrap it around your penis. If you have a stack, shove a knife in the center, wiggle it a bit, take it out, pour some syrup into the hole, and enjoy.
There, not so hard.
There, not so hard.
Hmmm, I still haven't had pancakes in Spain, so I don't think we can claim the name. Let us name it Canadian's delight.
Cajungal
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makare
It's a fact of life no matter what type of object you are talking about some guy, somewhere has rubbed it on his penis or his penis on it. It's one of those universal truths.
That can't be true! What about your coat? What about Dave's coat?!!!!
Also though obscure, pancake is a Canadian euphemism for a flat chested sandy blond woman. So clearly the whole having sex with your breakfast is a Spanish notion.
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makare
That can't be true! What about your coat? What about Dave's coat?!!!!
Also though obscure, pancake is a Canadian euphemism for a flat chested sandy blond woman. So clearly the whole having sex with your breakfast is a Spanish notion.[/QUOTE]
I was careful to say "type of object".
That can't be true! What about your coat? What about Dave's coat?!!!!
Also though obscure, pancake is a Canadian euphemism for a flat chested sandy blond woman. So clearly the whole having sex with your breakfast is a Spanish notion.[/QUOTE]
I was careful to say "type of object".[/QUOTE]
I'm sure NR could tell us some amusing anecdotes involving his conscript mates and bazookas.
I've just read that penile enlargement surgery (only the elongation procedure) just changes flaccid penis length. As most of you may know, I suffer from a pretty severe case of penis anxiety, but even with that I'd never have this kind of surgery just to get flaccid results... I mean, isn't that completely useless? How bad have you got to feel about your size to take a painful and potentially risky operation just to get that?
Kitties.
figmentPez
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Ooooh, Young Justice starts Nov 26th on Cartoon Network. I'm not sure I like the character design, but hopefully it will be good despite that.
Anyone have a good picture of a santa hat?
Cajungal
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Mreungn. I'll never understand why my cousin has such douchebaggy male friends. I just... kind of politely, I hope, told one of them to back off of her and quit being insulting. I probably shouldn't have bothered, but if I ever have a temper, it's when I feel that someone is disrespecting my family. Nicole's a good person. She's been through hell and back. For someone to make the conclusion that she's a silly little "princess" who expects a man to do all the work in the relationship is insulting. I wish to God we'd been in person. I hate that kind of confrontation online, but I couldn't stop myself from saying my piece.
God, I wish she'd find some better friends. Half the guys she hangs with are jerks with absolutely no filter... completely rude and inappropriate all the time. I know it partly has to do with her upbringing and whatnot. I just want them to go away... or to have the opportunity to slap them.
God, I wish she'd find some better friends. Half the guys she hangs with are jerks with absolutely no filter... completely rude and inappropriate all the time. I know it partly has to do with her upbringing and whatnot. I just want them to go away... or to have the opportunity to slap them.