North_Ranger

Staff member
Man I dated this Navajo/ Black girl when I was living in Belize. Jesus, just seeing the word Navajo brings back good memories. That girl was crazy...
Oh man, the potential for puns...

Pitched your tepee often with her, didya?

Raised the totem pole a lot, huh?

...

Okay, that's all I can think of right now.
 
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Disconnected

someone used the term meatspace today. As in said it, with their mouth. First time i've heard it said out loud in conversation.

I think of pigs in space whenever i see this.
 

Cajungal

Staff member
What a great weekend. Jake and I were at Sonic and someone had pasted a prescription sticker over the fish sandwich label. It read: "May cause discoloration in urine and feces." No, that wasn't the greatest moment of my weekend but it sure was funny.
 
What a great weekend. Jake and I were at Sonic and someone had pasted a prescription sticker over the fish sandwich label. It read: "May cause discoloration in urine and feces." No, that wasn't the greatest moment of my weekend but it sure was funny.
I have a very sore throat, so the laughter this brought was painful ... and then cough-y ... which was even more painful. And I'm in a crowded cyber cafe, so I also look very silly.
 

Cajungal

Staff member
I was reading Postsecret, and 2 thoughts came to mind.

1. Some of them aren't even secrets. They're just people writing in to remind people that life doesn't last forever. Not as interesting.

2. I read this one...

...and thought, "...Hitler?"
 
I think it was in this thread that we talked about how text in dreams changed every time you tried to read it.

Tonight I was the chief of security in a spaceship. We were under attack by a mysterious Alien race, and we didn't know what was happening... But my rifle did. It had a verse from the "Space Bible" carved on it, and every time I read it, the wuote would change... ¡But that simply meant the rifle was actively giving me clues about hat was happenning!

I also dreamt Son Goku wanted to make an autobiographical comic and the publisher kept changing stuff until his story turned into the fantasy story that is Dragon Ball.

I love the dreams I have when I'm sick...
 
If you have a single one, you just wrap it around your penis. If you have a stack, shove a knife in the center, wiggle it a bit, take it out, pour some syrup into the hole, and enjoy.

There, not so hard.
 
Which you promptly followed with loving pancakes.

My reading didn't fail. Loving is a pretty common euphemism for sex.

Edit: If I got you in trouble with the doughnut, I apologize.
 
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makare

It's a fact of life no matter what type of object you are talking about some guy, somewhere has rubbed it on his penis or his penis on it. It's one of those universal truths.
 
It's a fact of life no matter what type of object you are talking about some guy, somewhere has rubbed it on his penis or his penis on it. It's one of those universal truths.
That can't be true! What about your coat? What about Dave's coat?!!!!


Also though obscure, pancake is a Canadian euphemism for a flat chested sandy blond woman. So clearly the whole having sex with your breakfast is a Spanish notion.
 
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makare

It's a fact of life no matter what type of object you are talking about some guy, somewhere has rubbed it on his penis or his penis on it. It's one of those universal truths.
That can't be true! What about your coat? What about Dave's coat?!!!!


Also though obscure, pancake is a Canadian euphemism for a flat chested sandy blond woman. So clearly the whole having sex with your breakfast is a Spanish notion.[/QUOTE]


I was careful to say "type of object".
 
It's a fact of life no matter what type of object you are talking about some guy, somewhere has rubbed it on his penis or his penis on it. It's one of those universal truths.
That can't be true! What about your coat? What about Dave's coat?!!!!


Also though obscure, pancake is a Canadian euphemism for a flat chested sandy blond woman. So clearly the whole having sex with your breakfast is a Spanish notion.[/QUOTE]


I was careful to say "type of object".[/QUOTE]

I'm sure NR could tell us some amusing anecdotes involving his conscript mates and bazookas.
 
I've just read that penile enlargement surgery (only the elongation procedure) just changes flaccid penis length. As most of you may know, I suffer from a pretty severe case of penis anxiety, but even with that I'd never have this kind of surgery just to get flaccid results... I mean, isn't that completely useless? How bad have you got to feel about your size to take a painful and potentially risky operation just to get that?
 

figmentPez

Staff member
Ooooh, Young Justice starts Nov 26th on Cartoon Network. I'm not sure I like the character design, but hopefully it will be good despite that.
 

Cajungal

Staff member
Mreungn. I'll never understand why my cousin has such douchebaggy male friends. I just... kind of politely, I hope, told one of them to back off of her and quit being insulting. I probably shouldn't have bothered, but if I ever have a temper, it's when I feel that someone is disrespecting my family. Nicole's a good person. She's been through hell and back. For someone to make the conclusion that she's a silly little "princess" who expects a man to do all the work in the relationship is insulting. I wish to God we'd been in person. I hate that kind of confrontation online, but I couldn't stop myself from saying my piece.

God, I wish she'd find some better friends. Half the guys she hangs with are jerks with absolutely no filter... completely rude and inappropriate all the time. I know it partly has to do with her upbringing and whatnot. I just want them to go away... or to have the opportunity to slap them.
 
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