I don't hate you at all...

[Fun Size]

Man, I would be afraid of what Ceej would do to me if she was my nemesis.

If you watched a sad movie together and you started to cry, she would still hug you, but she totally wouldn't mean it.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

She would play a song on the uke for you, but she would play it in the wrong key.

 

[Cajungal]

I would never do those things... *hugs Nick fo realz*

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

That means you're breaking every bone in his body.

 

[Cajungal]

Well I do tend to crush people in a Lenny-esque fashion when I get too affectionate.

 

[David]

 

[GasBandit]

Posers and pretenders, the lot of you.

And besides, if you want a nemesis you have to earn it. You think seething disdain just happens naturally?

 

[Krisken]

Yes?

 

[GasBandit]

Yes?

And that is why you fail.

 

[Krisken]

Failing at making a nemesis. I think i can handle that.

 

[Calleja]

JACOBMCPOOP! I'm sorry, how could I forget YOU'RE my nemesis....

Hello, my name is Fernando Calleja. You made a typo. Prepare to die.

 

[Hylian]

JACOBMCPOOP! I'm sorry, how could I forget YOU'RE my nemesis....

Hello, my name is Fernando Calleja. You made a typo. Prepare to die.

The typo isn't really his fault.

I mean do you have any idea how hard it is to type with six-fingers?

 

[Gusto]

I don't hate you, boy
I just wanna save you,
while there's still something left to save.

Whoa ohh oh, whoa ohh oh.

 

[strawman]

Dear [insert your name here]:

Thank you for the interest you've shown in considering a Nemesis position with First Lady Puffinstuff.

Your qualifications have been reviewed by members of our management team. While your background is an interesting one, we have received a number of applications from people whose qualifications more closely match the needs of our First Lady.

We would like to thank you once again for your interest in First Lady Puffinstuff, and wish you continued success in the pursuit of your arch enemy objectives.
Very truly yours,

FLP

P.S. Dear nemesis, you know who you are, this doesn't apply to you.