The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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GasBandit
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That part was good. What really had me rolling was...
(in restroom mirror)"Well, if nothing else, I can at least learn the Flash's secret identity!"
(with an evil grin, slowly pulls off his mask)
...
(grin fades to nonplussed look of disappointment)
(deadpan monotone)"... I have no idea who this is."
(with an evil grin, slowly pulls off his mask)
...
(grin fades to nonplussed look of disappointment)
(deadpan monotone)"... I have no idea who this is."
Also... "..so... enthusiastic!"
A well endowed friend of mine said on facebook she would like to have a breast reduction if she had the money. That made much sadder than it should.
Sometimes, like I guess it happens to all well endowed women who do no sport.
But this has allowed me to better analyze how my relationship with her works, so I guess I got a good thing from some silly comment on a picture!
(Wich is that I basically have the secret hope to "be tapping that" someday, as young and hip people say, and the thought of her getting rid of one of her physical traits I like before I could do that made me feel sad via an inconscious thought process.
Wich, really, confirms what she has always said. "A little sexual tension is good for frienship with males".
Wich, considering she is the real life Ramona Flowers (exageration!), made me think of how she fit this character type in real life and how she related to the world, and males, in general. (and how she ususally is left unhappy from all her romantic relationships with males, and feeling like everybody wants her for her body, something she has come to identify with people liking her because of her large breasts, wich probably hints at some more profund reasons for her wishing to get a breast reduction other than physical problems)
Yeah, I overanalise everything like that...)
But this has allowed me to better analyze how my relationship with her works, so I guess I got a good thing from some silly comment on a picture!
(Wich is that I basically have the secret hope to "be tapping that" someday, as young and hip people say, and the thought of her getting rid of one of her physical traits I like before I could do that made me feel sad via an inconscious thought process.
Wich, really, confirms what she has always said. "A little sexual tension is good for frienship with males".
Wich, considering she is the real life Ramona Flowers (exageration!), made me think of how she fit this character type in real life and how she related to the world, and males, in general. (and how she ususally is left unhappy from all her romantic relationships with males, and feeling like everybody wants her for her body, something she has come to identify with people liking her because of her large breasts, wich probably hints at some more profund reasons for her wishing to get a breast reduction other than physical problems)
Yeah, I overanalise everything like that...)
GasBandit
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So apparently, you can impair your own gag reflex by squeezing your left thumb? Huh.
Added at: 17:47
Holy shit it works. I just squeezed by thumb and touched my own uvula with my fingertip. Nothing.
Added at: 17:47
Holy shit it works. I just squeezed by thumb and touched my own uvula with my fingertip. Nothing.
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makare
I figured that out for myself a while back and I felt silly telling people about it. Now I feel I missed the boat. Sigh.
figmentPez
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Wow, whadd'ya know? A childhood picture of Shego was a featured piece on DeviantArt today.
I had a dream that there was a monster in the library basement that would attack anyone who didn't respect books.
Listen! Do you smell that?
Egon, your mucus.
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makare
I thought there might be some on here who thought this was at the very least "neat".
http://ashleyannphotography.com/blog/2011/02/24/diy-katie-daisy-monogram-homeade-lego-men/
http://ashleyannphotography.com/blog/2011/02/24/diy-katie-daisy-monogram-homeade-lego-men/
GasBandit
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Over at Oglaf, the little spectral lizard's sales pitch for their book of cartoon (mostly) smut is simply, "Ruin Christmas with this thoughtless gift!"
It makes me smile. It's beautiful. I'm so tempted to get it for all my relatives, be they prepubescent or post-menopausal. It's times like this it's probably a good thing there's somebody around to gainsay my "better" ideas.
It makes me smile. It's beautiful. I'm so tempted to get it for all my relatives, be they prepubescent or post-menopausal. It's times like this it's probably a good thing there's somebody around to gainsay my "better" ideas.
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makare
I'd love it if you want to send it to me >.>
GasBandit
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No doubt my 10 year old cousins would as well. Their parents would not be thrilled, though, I wager.
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makare
Hmm 10 year olds? Im not sure if Oglaf would appeal to them. The jokes are pretty obscure sometimes and are they already interested in bewbs?
GasBandit
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Trust me, boys are interested in boob jokes earlier than that. And even if the girls aren't, it makes it THAT much more thoughtless, and thus, that much more awesome.
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makare
Hm I guess so. If you are expecting them to flip through and go heh heh bewbs then i suppose thats what they'd do.
GasBandit
Staff member
Some of the comics would probably tarnish every subsequent relationship with women as well... especially the body horror ones.
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makare
hehe yes and girls shouldn't see it because it would lead to a lifetime of disappointment. Some very well hung fellows in Oglaf land.
So, ready for story time?
My Aunt went to the cabin this past weekend. She figured she'd go out one more time before it got too cold and dragged my Uncle and their Newfoundland Dog along with them.
The Dog is a sweet heart but it always wants to go outside at bizarre times. So, my Aunt and Uncle were after drinking quite a bit and went to bed. About 3AM the dog licks my Aunts face begging to be let out. She stumbles to her feet and my Uncle gets up to because, you know, it's dark out there.
She opens the door to the cabin and notices the dog already outside. She assumes he just darted past her so she goes ahead and slips the lead on him. The dog takes off immeditaly to the corner of the house and rubs his neck on thecorner, loosing the lead and vanishing into the woods.
She begins cussing up a storm and my Uncle asks what's wrong. She marches into the cabin saying they need to find the dog...but the dog is in their with my Uncle, waiting to be let out.
It turns out my Aunt had leashed a Juvenile Black Bear. They found this out when they looked at the tracks and when their neighbors told them they had sen a few hanging out between their cabins.
My Aunt went to the cabin this past weekend. She figured she'd go out one more time before it got too cold and dragged my Uncle and their Newfoundland Dog along with them.
The Dog is a sweet heart but it always wants to go outside at bizarre times. So, my Aunt and Uncle were after drinking quite a bit and went to bed. About 3AM the dog licks my Aunts face begging to be let out. She stumbles to her feet and my Uncle gets up to because, you know, it's dark out there.
She opens the door to the cabin and notices the dog already outside. She assumes he just darted past her so she goes ahead and slips the lead on him. The dog takes off immeditaly to the corner of the house and rubs his neck on thecorner, loosing the lead and vanishing into the woods.
She begins cussing up a storm and my Uncle asks what's wrong. She marches into the cabin saying they need to find the dog...but the dog is in their with my Uncle, waiting to be let out.
It turns out my Aunt had leashed a Juvenile Black Bear. They found this out when they looked at the tracks and when their neighbors told them they had sen a few hanging out between their cabins.
We've theorized that it was just to shocked by the colossal balls this lady apparently had to do anything.
My Aunt is still in shock. We figure that the mother must have recently driven him/her off so she wasn't hanging about...other wise this would have been a very different story!
My Aunt is still in shock. We figure that the mother must have recently driven him/her off so she wasn't hanging about...other wise this would have been a very different story!
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Biannoshufu
...dammit!
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makare
My site seems to be getting hits lately from Russian search engines, gambling sites, and possibly one from a site related to prostitution. I even know which story they're going to, and I can't figure out what the hell is going on. I refuse to visit any one of those sites though.
fade
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Does any major character NOT know Batman is Bruce Wayne? In Year One, if that's canon, it's all but said outright that Gordon and Essen know Bruce Wayne is Batman. In A Death in The Family, it's heavily implied that the Joker knows that Bruce Wayne is Batman, the whole Justice League knows, etc.