That's a woman.
And that's as risque as I can be tonight.
That's a woman.
"Just learning things, honey!".... I have a new homepage
I used to be incredibly self-disciplined, but somehow since moving in with her I've become wife-disciplined.
Kids are awesome.Last nights dinner conversation was about planning to go deep sea fishing using boa constrictors as worms.
Ohhh now I get it. Nothing was making any sense.Crap was taken from the Random Thread 2 and put into it's own little Hall of Shame thread. Merged 2 & 3 and am now cleaning up the whole thing.
Because you touch yourself.Until we get an answer for why bad things happen to good people, nothing will ever make sense.
If you have metal fillings or crowns, that shit's gonna HUUUUUUURT!Sometimes clouds have two sides, a dark and light, and a silver lining in between. It's like a silver sandwich. So when life seems hard, just take a bite out of the silver sandwich.
So cops show up at my apt complex at 3am.
Gay guy across the way called the cops on the neighbors upstairs because they were all drinking in the upstairs neighbors apt and the boyfriend of the girl who lives upstairs punched him for some reason. So yeah, the gay guy calls the cops, completely drunk, about getting punched in an apt that isn't even his.
End result: Gay guy is put in cuffs and taken away in the back of the cop car.
Drama hilarity.
Too much of that shit will turn you blue.Sometimes clouds have two sides, a dark and light, and a silver lining in between. It's like a silver sandwich. So when life seems hard, just take a bite out of the silver sandwich.
Probably because they thought he had broken into the other couple's house while he was drunk, which is why he'd been assaulted. It'll probably be sorted out when he sobers up and can file a proper complaint.Why did they arrest him?
Guess you should've posted more puppies?Woop woop! All aboard the bad decision express!
15 texts waiting for me when I woke up for little miss crazy girl that I met last night.
If only I stayed in!Guess you should've posted more puppies?
time and time again.Woop woop! All aboard the bad decision express!
15 texts waiting for me when I woke up for little miss crazy girl that I met last night.