The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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"Just learning things, honey!"
Never change, Kags. Never change. *smile*
This weekend with my wife away has made me realize that, where I once needed her to back off so I could get work done, now I need her here to tell me to get off the fucking internet so I can get work done.
I used to be incredibly self-disciplined, but somehow since moving in with her I've become wife-disciplined.
I used to be incredibly self-disciplined, but somehow since moving in with her I've become wife-disciplined.
Ohhh now I get it. Nothing was making any sense.
Until we get an answer for why bad things happen to good people, nothing will ever make sense.
That doesn't even make any sense. I'm 22, and bad things have been happening for much longer. This sounds like a lazy scapegoat for the sake of stale humor.
You must FIND meaning.
Then make it touch you.
Then make it touch you.
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SeraRelm
Sometimes clouds have two sides, a dark and light, and a silver lining in between. It's like a silver sandwich. So when life seems hard, just take a bite out of the silver sandwich.
If you have metal fillings or crowns, that shit's gonna HUUUUUUURT!
So cops show up at my apt complex at 3am.
Gay guy across the way called the cops on the neighbors upstairs because they were all drinking in the upstairs neighbors apt and the boyfriend of the girl who lives upstairs punched him for some reason. So yeah, the gay guy calls the cops, completely drunk, about getting punched in an apt that isn't even his.
End result: Gay guy is put in cuffs and taken away in the back of the cop car.
Drama hilarity.
Gay guy across the way called the cops on the neighbors upstairs because they were all drinking in the upstairs neighbors apt and the boyfriend of the girl who lives upstairs punched him for some reason. So yeah, the gay guy calls the cops, completely drunk, about getting punched in an apt that isn't even his.
End result: Gay guy is put in cuffs and taken away in the back of the cop car.
Drama hilarity.
Too much of that shit will turn you blue.
Probably because they thought he had broken into the other couple's house while he was drunk, which is why he'd been assaulted. It'll probably be sorted out when he sobers up and can file a proper complaint.
BananaHands
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Woop woop! All aboard the bad decision express!
15 texts waiting for me when I woke up for little miss crazy girl that I met last night.
15 texts waiting for me when I woke up for little miss crazy girl that I met last night.
Guess you should've posted more puppies?
BananaHands
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ElJuski
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time and time again.