It's up to you to decide which one's the truth.
Answer 1:How do we know your statement of admiration for the female mammary glands was not just a preprogrammed response to throw us of the scent, and that you really *are* the vanguard of the android invasion that will eventually enslave us all?
Answer 1:How much free translation services can any one of us get from you in our position of "online friend"?
Answer 1:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer 1:Would you rather... always have your favorite meals served to you 3x's a day for the rest of your life but be "forever alone", or have the power to seduce and sleep with any woman but you perpetually smell like todofu and durian?
Answer 1:How many of us could you beat at arm wrestling, if we held a halforums.com wide tournament?
Answer 1:Hong Kong or Singapore?
Answer 1:What aren't you answering these questions yet!!?!!
Answer 1:When you answer this question, which answer is the lie?
Answer 1:How do you spell Bhamv in Chinese?
Answer 1:Gregorian or Lunar calendar?
Answer 1:Would you invest in a grilled cheese scented candle?