Oh dear god
Oh dear god
So lifelikeless, it kisses just like her boyfriend.
--Patrick
"Not the point" is my stock and trade, man!
Nothing has said it was a daughter who posted it....So lifelikeless, it kisses just like her boyfriend.
--Patrick
You can thank English for its lack of gender.Nothing has said it was a daughter who posted it....
most likely was, but, just saying.
Extreme challenge mode: TexasHeck, this happened to me last night. Nothing like a game of "Backfire, Firecracker, or Gunshot?"
Turns out, none of the above. It was an explosion that destroyed 4 garbage trucks [DOUBLEPOST=1429649166,1429648926][/DOUBLEPOST]To quote Commander Susan Ivanova, "Boom. Boom boom! BOOM!"Extreme challenge mode: Texas
That is no challenge for me. Gunshot. Every. Damn. Time. Unless it is the 4th.Heck, this happened to me last night. Nothing like a game of "Backfire, Firecracker, or Gunshot?"
Nope, I thought you were 100 miles further west.A lot of people already knew/figured it out.
Usually I assume gunshot, too! I did last night. Turns out not to have been the case, as I said. Nobody's more surprised than me.That is no challenge for me. Gunshot. Every. Damn. Time. Unless it is the 4th.
I live a couple hundred yards from a hunting camp. Then my neighbors like to shoot their guns on their acre of land. WAY too small for a gun range.
I lived there for 6 years. My son was born there, in fact. My wife was a cop there.A lot of people already knew/figured it out.
Well, to within about 40 square miles, anyway. I'm sure it was fairly loud.You know you just revealed your location.
I would've thought you'd like the "horticulture" one better.This is my new favourite pun.
Low hanging fruit: Catcher in the Rye*This is my new favourite pun.
Man, half of those are ollllld jokes.Insanity Wolf is still my favorite meme template, but this one gets pretty fucked up, too.