Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[PatrThom]

...Death Note?

--Patrick

 

[sixpackshaker]

 

[AshburnerX]

 

[figmentPez]

For the unaware, "ceviche" is fish poached in citrus juices.
...so ... yeah.

--Patrick

And Ceviche de Chocho is made with beans instead of fish, so it's for people afraid of raw fish.

 

[HCGLNS]

Thinning the herd.

 

[GasBandit]

Lies, damn lies, and statistics.

 

[Celt Z]

I hear it's so hot in Texas, you could use the Scoville scale.

 

[PatrThom]

I hear it's so hot in Texas, you could use the Scoville scale.

Hot? Looks chile to me.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

I hear it's so hot in Texas, you could use the Scoville scale.

You joke, but it's gonna be over 100 every day basically for the next two weeks, here.

Thank god the humidity has fallen from 100%. It's basically been like living in a pot of chicken noodle soup on the stove the last week or so.

 

[Gruebeard]

Ugh, that was a sticky hug. Really should've brofisted.

 

[PatrThom]

Ugh, that was a sticky hug. Really should've brofisted.

sticky hug > sticky brofist

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Sparhawk]

You joke, but it's gonna be over 100 every day basically for the next two weeks, here.

Thank god the humidity has fallen from 100%. It's basically been like living in a pot of chicken noodle soup on the stove the last week or so.

Last night, at 9:04 the Pugs were desiring to go out for their evening walk, looked at the weather conditions, 87.6f, 74% humidity and a heat index of 102f. We wet the dogs down and took them out, they were dry within 15 minutes.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Bubble181]

People warning about the dangers of Pokemon on your phone, just wait till they put Mario Kart on your GPS

 

[PatrThom]

People warning about the dangers of Pokemon on your phone, just wait till they put Mario Kart on your GPS

I think I saw the beta.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

dicklover2999 must be so disappointed.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Emrys]

I spat iced tea at my screen. Thank you, @GasBandit.

 

[PatrThom]

I hear they have a fold-down table in there just for you.

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

This is like, the opposite of the usual "a watermelon seed will grow in your stomach" myth.

 

[AshburnerX]

"It would be like eating my own children."
"What?"
"Nothing."

 

[Celt Z]

I'm never going to be able to watch Watermelon Steven again.

 

[AshburnerX]

I'm never going to be able to watch Watermelon Steven again.

 

[GasBandit]

I'm never going to be able to watch Watermelon Steven again.

"Bursting with watermelon-y juice inside!"

 

[fade]

"Old" Fruit Gushers commercials.

Also I couldn't help but wonder what happened to those fictional kids after the commercials. Were they permanently deformed? What was the impact on their lives?! I NEED TO KNOW, FRUIT GUSHERS. I NEEEEEED TOOOO KNOOOOW.

 

[PatrThom]

"Old" Fruit Gushers commercials.

Also I couldn't help but wonder what happened to those fictional kids after the commercials. Were they permanently deformed? What was the impact on their lives?! I NEED TO KNOW, FRUIT GUSHERS. I NEEEEEED TOOOO KNOOOOW.

Only Willy Wonka knows for sure.

--Patrick

 

[strawman]

Only Willy Wonka knows for sure.

--Patrick

Hey now, he "fixed" all the kids before they left the factory. Some might say the results were an improvement!

 

[GasBandit]

EARLIER...

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Ravenpoe]

EARLIER...

It's Morphin' time!

 

[chris]

Isn't that the weapon of the red ranger in her holster? Subtle

 

[Gruebeard]

Isn't that the weapon of the red ranger in her holster? Subtle

But it can't be. They're fully clothed . . . Oh I see what you mean.