Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Tinwhistler]

Irish musicians tell this same joke, but about accordions.

 

[PatrThom]

Scottish musicians tell this same joke, but about bagpipes.

FTFY

--Patrick

 

[Dirona]

Clergy tell this same joke, but about Bibles.

(alternatively, hymn books, or devotionals)

 

[GasBandit]

 

[AshburnerX]

... why didn't he just clean out the can and use the can?

 

[PatrThom]

... why didn't he just clean out the can and use the can?

Hey we've already had this discussion.

--Patrick

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Canadians tell this same joke, but about American beer.

I'm sorry, I had to. You hosers.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

That meme got legs.
...and it knooows how to uuuuse them.

--Patrick

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I....don't get it?

 

[Tinwhistler]

I....don't get it?

It's a porn reference. (Link goes to Know Your Meme..it's work safe)

 

[figmentPez]

I....don't get it?

It's a reference to porn, and to an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation Sub Rosa where Dr. Crusher's ancestral home is haunted by ghost/alien who manipulates her mind and has sex with her (basically rape but not treated with that severity in the episode).

 

[MindDetective]

It's a reference to porn, and to an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation Sub Rosa where Dr. Crusher's ancestral home is haunted by ghost/alien who manipulates her mind and has sex with her (basically rape but not treated with that severity in the episode).

It was the Star Trek detail I didn't have.

 

[Celt Z]

I'm pretty sure this meme originated from David Willis.

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That's not how the song goes and I KNOW YOU KNOW THIS.

 

[GasBandit]

That's not how the song goes and I KNOW YOU KNOW THIS.

♫ Limp ♫ Dick ♫ Time ♫ For ♫ Teddy ♫ Bears ♫ .....

 

[Dave]

All I know is that beach sex looks great in movies but in real life…not so good.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[mikerc]

All I know is that beach sex looks great in movies but in real life…not so good.

Because the sand is coarse and...no. I can't do it. I have too much self respect to finish making that reference.

Yes, me, self respect. I was surprised too.

 

[figmentPez]

I didn't get this without googling, but someone here might be nerdy in just the right way:

Spoiler

It's about color space in video.

 

[PatrThom]

And here I thought it was turn-your-calculator-around (LOG<->709), but couldn’t figure out what the deal was with the color.

—Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

As long as it's not a Caga Tio reference. (Yeah, you can Google that. It's SFW, but it may not be safe for your brain.)

 

[GasBandit]

 

[ThatNickGuy]

 

[figmentPez]

View attachment 39696

Strong Bad's Compy 386 debuted in 2002. The Intel i386 launched in 1985.

The same time gap today would have Strong Bad using a Pentium 4 Extreme Edition.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Maybe it's a card sold in Alabama.

 

[Emrys]

Maybe it's a card sold in Alabama.

Hey, now! I resemble that remark!

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Hey, now! I resemble that remark!

@GasBandit is your brother?

 

[Emrys]

@GasBandit is your brother?

 

[GasBandit]

 

[figmentPez]

That and Elf on the Shelf is training kids to accept a surveillance state.

 

[figmentPez]

My latest attempt at being funny: