Funny (political, religious) pictures

[Krisken]

Perfection.

 

[bhamv3]

J.D. Vance ridiculed for accidentally revealing explicit dolphin-based search history

Huh... this just reminded me of a dirty story I read many, many years ago involving dolphins and a certain famous tennis star.

The Internet really is a very, very depraved place.

 

[PatrThom]

The Internet really is a very, very depraved place.

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

Rumors in Washington say that Kamala Harris has raised so much money that Clarence Thomas wants to go on vacation with her.

 

[PatrThom]

"...I heard the scientists say the other day that when a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman."

--Patrick

 

[General Specific]

"...I heard the scientists say the other day that when a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman."

--Patrick

If only it were that easy

 

[General Specific]

"...I heard the scientists say the other day that when a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman."

--Patrick

Also, Masculinity So Fragile that you can't vote for a woman.

 

[PatrThom]

Also, Masculinity So Fragile that you can't vote for a woman.

I like how he decided to preface it with "...scientists say...," presumably because his rationale is, "(I know how to get to) Those Libs. They worship Science so much that they'll believe anything if you say it came from a scientist."

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

So, which is it, is gender so immutable that transitioning is fake, or is gender so fragile that the act of voting for a woman instantly changes your gender? You can't have both, smoothbrain.

 

[Dubyamn]

Not going to lie that's a sweet ass gig. Guy gets paid millions to just go up there and spew absolute nonsense just off the dome.

 

[Piotyr]

Cartoon by Adam Ellis:

 

[Dave]

I think Kamala should speak at a white supremacy rally. Watch them try and figure out if she’s black or not.

 

[PatrThom]

Cartoon by Adam Ellis:
View attachment 49055

Not on the level of the NYT crosswords, but still impressive.

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

My goodness, but this was hilarious. And not what I'm used to seeing from HE.

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1ehdubq/the_race_oc/

EDIT: Here is an imgur link which is much easier to embed:



--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[sixpackshaker]

I have twin brothers that went off on a 80+ post meme war. Fuck that shit. It was dumb as hell. Because the Trumpist kept posting the dumbest shit and tried to rope me into his shit.

I did not want to get involved. Because the shit he wanted me to reply to was the "attempt" on the candidate. I do not want to say at all that I could not miss at that range.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Krisken]

You'd also think a party of people who are so quick to use preferred names for themselves wouldn't be so quick to deadname others.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[evilmike]

 

[Krisken]

It's gotta be the steroids.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Bubble181]

And yet he's the second weirdest candidate at best.

 

[HCGLNS]

Improperly cooked black bear meat leads to parasitic infection.

 

[Krisken]

Improperly cooked black bear meat leads to parasitic infection.

Like... I dunno... brain worms?

 

[figmentPez]

Improperly cooked black bear meat leads to parasitic infection.

"Maybe that's where I got my brain worm." - RFK Jr.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Improperly cooked black bear meat leads to parasitic infection.

Yes I've seen the video.

--Patrick