Gas Bandit's Political Thread V: The Vampire Likes Bats

figmentPez

figmentPez

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Kevin Sorbo's FB page got banned, and he just started another one! What the fuck does he think is going to happen the moment they see what he's done?
 
ScytheRexx

ScytheRexx

While people are comparing what is happening in Texas now to what happened to Louisiana during Katrina, I just found out that 29% of Louisiana Republicans blame Obama for the failed Katrina response. You know, the event that happened in 2005, three years before Obama was sworn in as President.

Considering there are some Republicans that also blame him for 9/11, I guess I didn't realize a black man as President also has time shifting powers that somehow erased George W Bush from history.
 
Tress

Tress

Fun Size said:
Why would he do that? When has a republican had to face consequences for anything they've done? Certainly not in the last four years anyway.
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Fun Size is right. The idea of a Republican actually being held accountable is fantasy. He just went on vacation during a natural disaster in his own state because he’s a garbage human being who cares nothing for the people who voted him into office. Pure fucking scum.
 
ScytheRexx

ScytheRexx

This whole thing does not smell right.

Yes, he did come back, but why even fly down there in the first place? Did his wife not go? He says he wanted to just drop them off to be a good dad, but I consider myself a good dad too, and last time my wife wanted to take the kids out of state on a small vacation and I couldn't due to work, I dropped them off at the airport and then went to my job, and my job isn't helping lead a whole fucking state.

This feels like he woke up today and noticed he was trending because someone caught him at the airport and took a bunch of pictures, and now he had to quickly go and get a plane ticket to get back as to not lose face.
 
Fun Size

Fun Size

ScytheRexx said:
This whole thing does not smell right.

Yes, he did come back, but why even fly down there in the first place? Did his wife not go? He says he wanted to just drop them off to be a good dad, but I consider myself a good dad too, and last time my wife wanted to take the kids out of state on a small vacation and I couldn't due to work, I dropped them off at the airport and then went to my job, and my job isn't helping lead a whole fucking state.

This feels like he woke up today and noticed he was trending because someone caught him at the airport and took a bunch of pictures, and now he had to quickly go and get a plane ticket to get back as to not lose face.
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That's exactly what happened. Why else did he bring a very full suitcase just to drop his kids off? Unless he's running drugs, which I guess might explain it....
 
blotsfan

blotsfan

ScytheRexx said:
This whole thing does not smell right.

Yes, he did come back, but why even fly down there in the first place? Did his wife not go? He says he wanted to just drop them off to be a good dad, but I consider myself a good dad too, and last time my wife wanted to take the kids out of state on a small vacation and I couldn't due to work, I dropped them off at the airport and then went to my job, and my job isn't helping lead a whole fucking state.

This feels like he woke up today and noticed he was trending because someone caught him at the airport and took a bunch of pictures, and now he had to quickly go and get a plane ticket to get back as to not lose face.
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No fucking shit.
 
Tress

Tress

He's a Republican in Texas. He knows he doesn't have to do his job or be responsible. People can complain now, but come election time he'll just continue to stroke Trump's cock, lie about his opponents, and win in a cakewalk.
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

The airlines confirmed he was scheduled to return on the weekend but changed his ticket at 6AM this morning.

He's also getting a police escort when he arrives back in Houston.
 
Shakey

Shakey

Even if he wasn’t lying, the fact that he thinks being a good dad means you need to be able to afford a round trip ticket just to drop them off is horribly out of touch. No one does that.
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

See in Canada for doing this he would be taken to a quarantine hotel, charged $2000, and tested for covid19 and lizard dna, before being released and then quarantined for the rest of the two weeks with police monitoring.

See, the problem isn't that a craven self serving coward went on vacation, it's that he came back.
 
figmentPez

figmentPez

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"Texas is a Republican" is trending on Twitter because Don Jr thinks the Governor of Texas is a Democrat, and is trying to claim that "canceling" Ted Cruz is a distraction from the failure of Democrat leadership.

The stupid is real.
 
Celt Z

Celt Z

This is an impressive new low coming from a woman who's career is due to the 19TH AMENDMENT.

And isn't the theme of her shithole restaurant the 2nd Amendment?! Lady, you are plumbing new depths of stupid I didn't think possible.
 
figmentPez

figmentPez

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Chappaquiddick is trending on Twitter.... I honestly can't tell if it's a joke, or if Republicans are still trying to bring that up.
 
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