Sounds like it's time to show that baby who the alpha male of the house is.Can't have sex. Baby wakes up and stares at us.
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Or just go to another room. It'll be fine.
Sounds like it's time to show that baby who the alpha male of the house is.Can't have sex. Baby wakes up and stares at us.
Do what I do.Can't have sex. Baby wakes up and stares at us.
Fruit and fig leaves for everybody!Threesome with a snake?
New things happened and you got evicted?Jake and I found an Adam and Eve shop on our vacation. Fun new things happened.
And that's ok too.I am virgin actually, never had sex with anyone.
Yikes. I thought 3 years was bad.Five year drought? Note-worthy.
Well, that lasted two weeks...On a sexbattical. Hopefully I wont post an update for a year or so.
You're an oak.Well, that lasted two weeks...
I exist now only as a shriveled up shellYou're an oak.
The McPsychochick is my favorite McDonalds sandwich. It's L-S-Delicious!Was it at least not with Flipout McPsychochick?
I'd high five you, but I know exactly where your hand has been.If it weren't for porn, I wouldn't HAVE a sex life.
If it weren't for porn, I wouldn't HAVE a sex life.
I'd hit the 'hug' button, but I'm afraid I'd stick to you.If it weren't for porn, I wouldn't HAVE a sex life.
Let's be honest here, everyone in this thread is sticky for some reason or another.I'd hit the 'hug' button, but I'm afraid I'd stick to you.