And that's why you let your dog shit on his front yard.My neighbor's car refused to start. I'm working from home so I hear the telltale "click-click-click" of a dead battery. I lean my head out the window and yell, "Hey, do you need a jump?" They yell back, "Mind your own fucking business!"
You're welcome.
You don't want to lend these people anything. They are very interesting, to say the least. I could do a whole routine about them and them alone!Why don't you ask them to borrow a cup of sugar? You can return it in their gas tank.
I'm guessing there's a Bush Cheney bumper stick on their car.You don't want to lend these people anything. They are very interesting, to say the least. I could do a whole routine about them and them alone!
Let's just say that they live off of suing others, charitable donations, and my tax dollars. All while refusing to work.
Are they Korean?You don't want to lend these people anything. They are very interesting, to say the least. I could do a whole routine about them and them alone!
Let's just say that they live off of suing others, charitable donations, and my tax dollars. All while refusing to work.
Are they Korean?
So you're telling me I should bring cutoffs.Dunno. But they are the whitest white trash I've ever met. They have a deaf child that speaks no English at all. She does noting but grunt or scream, and they yell at her...because they don't know very much sign language. The kid is probably 10 or 11.
The woman weighs about 400 pound. The guy has a speech impediment and has an inability to wear any clothing besides cutoff shorts with no shirt. They have two kids living there, the deaf girl and a young boy who dresses just like the guy. Every week a church stops by and drops off food, yet the Schwan man also stops by every other week. For those of you who don't know, the Schwan man drives a truck that delivers food right to your door and they are pricey as hell. *WE* can't afford the Schwan man!
I hate these people but am always civil to them. @BananaHands is going to see them in all their glory!
Just dress like you stepped out of a Southern Comfort ad, basically.So you're telling me I should bring cutoffs.
I think you should call CPS on them...Dunno. But they are the whitest white trash I've ever met. They have a deaf child that speaks no English at all. She does noting but grunt or scream, and they yell at her...because they don't know very much sign language. The kid is probably 10 or 11.
They've had the kids taken away and returned several times.I think you should call CPS on them...
Story of much of my adult life, Dave.My neighbor's car refused to start. I'm working from home so I hear the telltale "click-click-click" of a dead battery. I lean my head out the window and yell, "Hey, do you need a jump?" They yell back, "Mind your own fucking business!"
You're welcome.
Same old, same old with CPS. -_-They've had the kids taken away and returned several times.
Wait wait wait... they yell at their deaf daughter?Dunno. But they are the whitest white trash I've ever met. They have a deaf child that speaks no English at all. She does noting but grunt or scream, and they yell at her...because they don't know very much sign language. The kid is probably 10 or 11.
The woman weighs about 400 pound. The guy has a speech impediment and has an inability to wear any clothing besides cutoff shorts with no shirt. They have two kids living there, the deaf girl and a young boy who dresses just like the guy. Every week a church stops by and drops off food, yet the Schwan man also stops by every other week. For those of you who don't know, the Schwan man drives a truck that delivers food right to your door and they are pricey as hell. *WE* can't afford the Schwan man!
I hate these people but am always civil to them. @BananaHands is going to see them in all their glory!
Caught that, did ya? Yup. They yell and curse at her. One time the mom yelled, "You never fucking listen to me!" My wife yelled back, "That's because she's fucking deaf!!"Wait wait wait... they yell at their deaf daughter?
Yay! Free labor!If you love your 20 year old, set her free. If she comes back, she's yours. And lives in your basement. With her boyfriend.
Yay! Free labor!
--Patrick
You should have said "Alright, you can move back in, but do so at your own peril. Your mother and I are NOT giving up naked Tuesdays."More to the story, though, and although it's a huge imposition it's probably a good idea that she's moving back. She moved out to stay with a friend and that friend's boyfriend. The rent was in my daughter's name, the cable and utilities were in the friend's name. Turns out the friend had been taking the money and not paying the bills. When she asked this week for an additional $100+ for the electricity my daughter asked to see the bill...and was flatly refused because it might have personal information on it. In other words, we don't want you to see that there's a past due balance of $280 for an apartment. They had a big fight, both burned their respective bridges and now my daughter is moving back in with us and breaking the lease.
Funny story, though, when the lease gets broken these two won't have anywhere to go. Good planning!
Revelation. Our main (non-clear channel) competition has bought a new station and is flipping it to Country. People are jumping ship to work there.Monday the new salesguy didn't come in. He quit over the weekend.
Today I learned through the grapevine another woman in sales is also quitting, as is the morning "sidekick" DJ.
Something's fucky around here, and I'm slightly concerned about the fact that I don't know what.
...but you're staying?Revelation. Our main (non-clear channel) competition has bought a new station and is flipping it to Country. People are jumping ship to work there.
For the moment. They probably weren't headhunting I.T. staff anyway, as they're already an established business with their own IT people, they just needed more air talent (the sales girl who quit was also on air). I heard that she and a guy we fired some time ago are going to be the morning show over there. This development actually was big enough to get our owner to drive into town and show up in the office and start messing with stuff....but you're staying?
--Patrick
We have a country station, too. It's our biggest seller, and the dominant country-format station in the market. Our closest competition, up til now, in that format has been a clear channel station with crappy ratings. Another locally-programmed and live produced country station is a direct shot across our bow.Country.
They probably just pay better. Wouldn't be much of a stretch. Candidly, if I thought I could get hired over there, I'd probably go too. But like I said, they've already got their own IT guy and Production Director (and over there it's TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE).Maybe they're just tired of that funky plywood ramp in the hallway, and assume the newer station has better digs.
Whups, I should have capitalized it. There is a Clear Channel radio country station here, but they suck and we dominate them in the ratings because they're Clear Channel (meaning no local DJs, no local content, mass-programmed from somewhere else in the nation, etc). This other radio company, who is not Clear Channel (they're locally owned and operated), is moving in on our turf.clear channel, and not Clear Channel, if I read you correctly.
We need salespeople way more, now. We're down to 3, and one of those was just hired this morning.So you're saying you need on-air talent? Damn! I knew I should have gotten that studio up and running when I had the money!