Man, clopen was a word I learned quickly when I worked in the service industry. I also learned to hate them.
This week has been one piss puddle after another, and here I'm up past midnight ready to make tomorrow worse for myself.
And on another note, do I tell my wife about a cool thing happening locally when there's practically zero chance for us to attend, or just let her go ignorant? Hmmmmmmmm.
And on another note, do I tell my wife about a cool thing happening locally when there's practically zero chance for us to attend, or just let her go ignorant? Hmmmmmmmm.
Or not. 1 F out at 3am, and the car won't start.I had to put my foot down to not get called in on the first night off I've had all year. So instead I'm going in at 4am to finish that half of the shift.
Got the kids and @Squidleybits up and ready and out the door on time this morning. Did the dishes made the lunches wrapped everybody up against the cold. Got them on the bus and my wife with the broken hands to her work and settled.
So naturally my lunch is sitting on the table at home.
So naturally my lunch is sitting on the table at home.
Come here!! I have extra lunches.
Dave
Staff member
Couple weeks ago I was rushing around in the morning and grabbed my lunch and a bunch of other stuff and out the door I went. When I got to work I discovered that instead of the reused and marked container for my home-made lunch I instead grabbed the unmarked container of Cool Whip. So for lunch I had taken Cool Whwip.
AND by "extra", she means she stole your lunch.
A cunning plan to get Huggins to come to her and feed her with his two good hands.[DOUBLEPOST=1420742331,1420742184][/DOUBLEPOST]
And you were the envy of all the guys in the office, I'm shure.
Hmmmm... no, all of my doomweasels are accounted for. Must be another type of aberration.
That would be me. Evidently I'm cursed!
Fridge died. Only a minor rant because A) the apartment company is replacing it tomorrow and B) thanks to the bachelor guy life, there's not that much food in it. Still, annoying.
I have a weird throbbing pain in my face. It's on the left side of my face. It's mild enough that I can't tell where it's coming from, but strong enough to be annoying and affecting my concentration.
I can't tell if it's a toothache, or a sinus problem due to my recent cold, or maybe I'm developing bone cancer in my skull, I dunno.
I can't tell if it's a toothache, or a sinus problem due to my recent cold, or maybe I'm developing bone cancer in my skull, I dunno.
It's your parasitic twin.
Your alien parasitic twin who now has ebola?
Trust me, you want to go to a doctor now. About 5 years ago, everyone in my house was sick. My daughter, who was an infant at the time, had a double ear infection so I chose to ignore my symptoms and take care of her. After a few days, my face hurt so bad when I held up my head that I described it as my skull being in labor. At that point I also had a constant bloody nose from the swelling in my sinuses. I got some hefty antibiotics, pain medication, and a saline nasal rinse I had to squirt up my nose to get all the gunk out. I will never, ever again wait to see a doctor when I know I have a sinus infection.
GasBandit
Staff member
Urrgh. The new guy (new PD for our country station) keeps asking me to help him with learning our automation, which of course I do, but then when I show him how something works, EVERY OTHER THING I SHOW HIM HE ARGUES WITH ME ABOUT THAT IT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS.
I'VE BEEN USING THIS AUTOMATION SYSTEM FOR 7 YEARS AND YOU JUST GOT HERE AND ASKED FOR MY HELP.
I'VE BEEN USING THIS AUTOMATION SYSTEM FOR 7 YEARS AND YOU JUST GOT HERE AND ASKED FOR MY HELP.
Jury dury.
GasBandit
Staff member
I usually get out of jury duty by managing to let slip at some point how much I support the idea of jury nullification.Jury dury.
I feel your pain. May you get a short trial.Jury dury.