I don't know if I've mentioned it on here, and I'm not going to bother to search if I did, but the past 6 six years I've been having trouble with my tear ducts. What was misdiagnosed as a "sensitivity to the weather" by my previous doctor for years, turns out that my ducts have either shrunk or are blocked, as identified by my new doctor this past January. The tears have no where to go, and I look like I'm crying ALL THE GODDAMN TIME. I was over-joyed when it turns out I don't have to live with it, and he sent me to a specialist.
Today was my 2nd appointment with the specialist. We're taking steps to figure out if the issue can be solved without surgery. I'm going to spare you guys the details for the squeamish, but he is basically excavating my ducts and seeing if we can stretch them back out manually, and I am VERY MUCH AWAKE during this whole procedure. (I brought a stress-squeezy with me this time.) He's trying to tell me that my eyes remaining unteared for an hour after the first treatment is a good sign, and this option is "better than surgery", but in my head I keep thinking: