It's free root beer day!
Ugh. I'm having such a bad hair day, guys.
I can't do a damn thing with this mess.
I can't do a damn thing with this mess.
The Emperor's New Hair-do?
Wasn't sure whether to put this here or in the Peture thread.
KITTY!! 
It was a touch decision, but not having to watch those hairy flappy hooties just barely won out over not getting to see your hooties anymore. Damn you @Dave !
But the best part of his act was the nipple tassles! How else is he supposed to make them laugh-tell jokes?!?
So I searched "banana nipples" to make some sort of joke out of her banana thing and your hooties. With SafeSearch ON, there are 0 pictures found to match. With Safe Search OFF, plenty of hits, but...Well, don't search it at work, I guess. While there are plenty of pictures related to either both or at least one of the terms (banana-insertion, banana-shaped droopy boobies with big nipples, you know) there's an amazing amount of pictures there that have absolutely nothing to do with either term as far as I can tell. And then there's the ones that clearly fit the search terms, but I really can't tell why they don't show up with Safe Search on, such as this one:
Anyway, couldn't find a picture or gif to work with my joke, so...Yeah.
Cajungal
Staff member
Just as soon as we get paid for a show.
GasBandit
Staff member
Cajungal
Staff member
The "big boss" troupe in town recently started a show called "Supercollider" that has 3-4 troupes from surrounding areas performing in one night. These shows have proven to be quite lucrative, because they combine multiple fanbases. We're planning on participating in one of these every couple of months to keep something in the coffers...and because they're super fun.
You're the envy of the whole north side, I'm sure.
At first glance, I thought you'd filled the bottom of your goggles with sweat. Ew.
--Patrick
With how hot it was at work today, I wouldn't be surprised if that was actually true.
Damn man, leave some for the rest of us.
Looks like you were sealed for freshness.
So, how fresh are you?
GasBandit
Staff member
You are a woman of taste, honor, and distinction.
banana for scale!
I want you to know that banana boat is incredibly hard to sit on, and provided a lot of laughs at the family reunion. We started having the Banana Boat Challenge, seeing who could stay on for more than 5 seconds.
I also had to explain it was a Secret Santa gift when they asked why I had a banana.
I also had to explain it was a Secret Santa gift when they asked why I had a banana.