Sshhhhhhh... it's not cheating if they're both Taiwanese!
Looks like you were sealed for freshness.
So, how fresh are you?
GasBandit
Staff member
Did you have to explain that you have a banana THEME going on in an online community consisting mostly of guys catcalling you?
....no. The less they know, the better.
Hey, most of that catcalling comes from you.
GasBandit
Staff member
Her face says "Can you believe his version of dressed up involves sandals?"
GasBandit
Staff member
Hey, at least I wasn't wearing a HAWAIIAN SHIRT.
I think you needed a smaller shirt though.
Condom?
Dave
Staff member
Good lord, man! You look awesome! You've lost so much weight!
GasBandit
Staff member
I'm 5 pounds from my next milestone. Expect update pictures in the next couple weeks.
Technically speaking,
I guess my point was more, you should have gone shopping for a smaller shirt pre-wedding.
GasBandit
Staff member
Perhaps, but it was kinda sprung on me with less than a week's warning, so I never really got a chance to go shopping. Besides, at the rate I'm going, I'll need yet another new shirt again in a few monthsTechnically speaking,
I guess my point was more, you should have gone shopping for a smaller shirt pre-wedding.
GasBandit
Staff member
Heh, I still weigh more than I did when Amy christened me an Ewok
Holy moley! You look great!
GasBandit
Staff member
You are correct. The pants only stayed up because I pulled them up over my belly (and they have the elastic waistband things). I meant to wear a belt with them, but only discovered AS I WAS GETTING DRESSED that my belt now no longer fits me, even at the tightest notch.
Ever heard of ratcheting belts? Since there are no holes, you take out the end by the buckle and cut it down to size. As you slim down, you can cut down the belt.
I'm personally not a huge fan of that style of belt, but if you don't want to buy new belts as you trim down maybe give it a look.
GasBandit
Staff member
That was my plan, yes. I've had them in the past, just didn't have one right now.
I know this is probably going to sound a little horrifying, but it might be worth it to invest in a cheap pair of suspenders for emergencies.
On this special Halforums edition of What Not to Wear, GasBandit goes to a wedding, and the forumites take him to the cleaners!
At least it wasn't burnt orange. 
GasBandit
Staff member
I'd have been shot on the spot, I'm sure.At least it wasn't burnt orange.
If I didn't give Gas shit, he might get worried.
FTFY and for sexist stereotyping
Gang colors, y'all.At least it wasn't burnt orange.