By the way, a heads up for anyone who may be coming to Phoenix anytime soon: first of all, monsoon season is probably the worst time of year to visit, because in addition to the tail end of "OMGWTFHOT" you also get routine dust storms that turn into full-on thunderstorms that make anything you pansies in the Midwest get seem tame. Second of all, please realize that the Phoenix metro area is big. REALLY big. We've got more land area in Maricopa County than the state of New Jersey. So if you're asking me to meet you in Glendale or Peoria, fugeddaboudit.