Questions Game!

[Sparhawk]

Reboot!

Is it really that hard to come up with a single question?

 

[sixpackshaker]

No but I've asked dozens over the last few days.

What should I ask next?

 

[Baerdog]

Come up with your own damn questions.

Why don't they make Pringles cans large enough to fit your hand all the way inside?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Because then the tiny chips would get broken, or if the chips were made to fit the larger can they would be too large to fit in your mouth.

Do you eat in Hole in the Wall restaurants?

 

[Gryfter]

No, but I have been known to frequent the occasionally Greasy-Spoon.

How much do I regret having eaten at a Greasy-Spoon?

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

Not a lot apparently.

What's wrong with eating at home?

 

[Sparhawk]

Nothing, sometimes it's just nice to eat out though.

Who is your favorite character from Big Bang Theory?

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

No idea. I've never watched it.

Are you having trouble finding questions?

 

[Disconnected]

nope.

Can you prove the existence of intelligent life on this planet?

 

[North_Ranger]

Yes, with a mirror.

Look to your right. What is the first thing you see?

 

[Gryfter]

Whiteboard.

Look to your left, what's the first thing you smell?

 

[North_Ranger]

Sweat.

Look down. What's the first thing you hear?

 

[Sparhawk]

Fan on the floor.

It's hot out, what is your favorite way to cool off?

 

[North_Ranger]

A nice, long, cold shower.

How do you sleep?

 

[Sparhawk]

Under a sheet and knit blanket, while the wife is under a sheet, knit blanket, personal sized electric blanket and a comforter. Not kidding.

Have you ever seen a tornado, in person, while it is on the ground?

 

[Officer_Charon]

Yes, from a ways out, but still... closer than I'd have liked.

Closest you've ever been to a lightning strike?

 

[Sparhawk]

27 feet. Yep, I measured it, the next day, after getting over the heebie-jeebies from being that close to it. Struck the tall pine tree in front of my in-laws house, I was outside getting a bag out of our car when it struck.

Which are you more afraid of: Rats or Spiders?

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

Neither, but I dislike Rats as disease carriers.

My wife is away for a week, good or bad?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Depends....

Do you have a Girlfriend?

 

[Sparhawk]

Yes, but she's my wife.

A little confusing?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Not at all.

Is Grytpipe's wife your GF too?

 

[North_Ranger]

No, she's my Thursday FB.

Who's on Wednesday?

 

[Gryfter]

No, Who is on first.

Can I get a rimshot?

 

[North_Ranger]

No, you may not.

Ain't I a stinker?

 

[Sparhawk]

Yes, and you should have taken a left in Albuquerque.

Who is your favorite Looney Tunes character?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Toss up between Yosemite Sam and Foghorn Leghorn. Since my accent is Southern and Western, long story... I sound a bit like both of them.

What Looney Tunes Character do you despise?

 

[Gryfter]

Slowpoke Rodríguez ... though, he is just not my favorite. I find it hard to despise any of the Looney Tunes.

Which Hanna Barbara character would you never want to room with?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Jerry, he's an ultra-violent sociopath... and he hates cats.

Who would win in a fight between Superman and Mighty Mouse?

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

Superman. A good big'un will always beat a good little'un.

Where has Betty Boop gone to?

 

[Sparhawk]

The Hussy Retirement Home just down the road.

Which was the better cartoon father: Fred Flintstone or Barney Rubble?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Barney, just looking at him you knew he was a fuck-up. Fred had potential and still did everything wrong.

Who would win in a cat fight, June Cleaver or Donna Reed?

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

Donna Reed. (IMO)

Who would win a dogfight, Deputy Dawg, or Scooby Doo?

 

[Sparhawk]

Deputy Dawg, stand-off firepower ability. No need for close combat where the size of a great dane would have the advantage.

Who would win in a fight: Captain Caveman or Great Gazoo?

 

[General Specific]

CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MAA-AAAAAANNN!!!!

Who would win in a fight of giant imaginary bunnies, Harvey or Frank?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Harvey, he was like 7 foot tall...

Spoiler

and Frank was just a drunk teenager...

Casablanca, Best Movie of All time, or Greatest Movie of All Time?