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pgurney
Not yet you don't.
Why do dogs crap in your bedroom when they are mad at you?
Why do dogs crap in your bedroom when they are mad at you?
Because revenge is a dish best served steaming.
Why do cats pee on your bed when they are mad at you?
Why do cats pee on your bed when they are mad at you?
No, but they will stand on your chest to smell your breath. If the victim is young or weak enough, it could kill them.
Why do I still have a cat?
Why do I still have a cat?
North_Ranger
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Because the cat is your personal Doctor Kevorkian, if all else goes south.
Did you have a good bowel movement today?
Did you have a good bowel movement today?
North_Ranger
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It is a cat. It will not give a damn about anything that doesn't directly involve it.
Would my question be more acceptable if it was said in a faux-Indian accent?
Would my question be more acceptable if it was said in a faux-Indian accent?
Start now and you should have it to perfection by Wednesday.
Will you feel better on Thursday?
Will you feel better on Thursday?
North_Ranger
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As much as I wish to apply Bengay on my scrotum.
Do I confuse you?
Do I confuse you?
This much:
Can you get me some statistics on procrastination?
Can you get me some statistics on procrastination?
I might be able to by tomorrow, but none of my employees will answer their E-Mail.
How has the world been treating you?
How has the world been treating you?
Not as much as they would like to.
How desperate must you be to consume KFC products?
How desperate must you be to consume KFC products?
I found that I was not desperate when I ate at KFC. I just see an ad and forget how terrible their food is.
If you need to eat and drive, what is your meal of choice?
If you need to eat and drive, what is your meal of choice?
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pgurney
a burrito!
Wouldn't driving and texting be better?
Wouldn't driving and texting be better?
A better way to die...
What is the most dangerous thing that you have ever seen another driver doing behind the wheel?
(for me it was eating a bowl of cereal with milk.)
What is the most dangerous thing that you have ever seen another driver doing behind the wheel?
(for me it was eating a bowl of cereal with milk.)
Mine was similar, eating a bowl of soup. And in an actual bowl with a spoon and everything.
What is the most dangerous thing you have ever done behind the wheel?
What is the most dangerous thing you have ever done behind the wheel?
Besides 111mph in a 4 ton car, some minor sexual activities. At least Clinton did not think it was sex.
What music do you listen to when you want to drive fast?
What music do you listen to when you want to drive fast?
As the 3rd resident old codger, no.
What is your most embarrassing moment?
What is your most embarrassing moment?
I was late for my statistics class at university and was trying to quietly sneak in so I didn't disturb the class. The desk I choose was broken and I slid out of the seat and wound up on the floor with the desk on top of me. Needless to say, I disturbed the class.
If you could go back in time to do something over, what would it be?
If you could go back in time to do something over, what would it be?
I went to a Crawfish boil that I should not have. I was suffering through a chest cold and congestion. But mud-bugs and beer was just too good to pass up. I was taking head ache powder, and decongestant, and drinking way too much beer on an 100 degree day. A couple of times I laughed so hard I got short of breath. Then I made a rather mean joke about a rather short friend of mine that was bragging about how tough he gets when he's drinking. I said "like what? 4 foot tall and bullet proof?" I laughed so hard I could not breathe. Then hit the porch like a 300 lb sack of potatoes. I look up a minute or two later and there are 8 guys looking down at me, and I hear some one in the back-ground say "Shit I think he's dead!"
TLDR: I laughed so hard at my own joke I nearly died....
What is the meanest thing you have done to another human being?
TLDR: I laughed so hard at my own joke I nearly died....
What is the meanest thing you have done to another human being?
I convinced 2 men to stop trying to force their way into a car with 2 screaming women in it.
What are your normal Friday night plans?
What are your normal Friday night plans?
Since Smallville is off the air, it would be Batman the Brave and the Bold. Completely campy take on Batman, but just so well done otherwise.
I am running out of questions, answer your own.
I am running out of questions, answer your own.
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