Questions Game!

[Officer_Charon]

So it's more of a "whoever's there" rather than any particular group. Got it.

Are all Finns this belligerent?

 

[Emrys]

Only when you discuss the benefits of sauna pants over the real thing.

Was this weekend way too short?

 

[Officer_Charon]

God no... dragged on forever. Roll on Tuesday!

Did I just cause those of you with normal work weeks to rage?

 

[Emrys]

Oh, gods, yes! I will visit my rage upon you when next I visit the South.

Are you frightened yet?

 

[Officer_Charon]

Bring it on, Ferretina. Your Saskatchewanian ways are no match for pure Georgia humidity. MUWAAAHAHAHAAHAAAA!

Too much?

 

[Emrys]

Nah, if you're going to be a madboy, you might as well go all the way.
By the way, I grew up in Alabama. I know about southern humidity.

Would you rather be attacked by my Canadian ferrets or Southern grey squirrels?

 

[Gryfter]

Hmmmm....

Is there a third option?

 

[Cheesy1]

Yes, there is.

How about a rabid Alaskan Artic Fox?

 

[Officer_Charon]

A rabid wolverine in the pants? No thanks... I don't even WANT to go to that will-reading.

Did that one go over your head?

 

[Emrys]

That one didn't even make visual contact.

Zo, vat hyu talkink about, sveethot?

 

[Officer_Charon]

Yeeessss... talk Jäger to me... *grins*


Pertinent portion is at the end, although the whole thing is worth a watch. *grins* Although I _DID_ misremember the Tasmanian Devil...

Still in the ballpark, or am I reaching?

 

[Emrys]

Hyu doink goot, darlink. No vorries.

Hym gonna dress up like jagermonster dis Hallove'en. Hyu help me find a niz hat, ja?

More general question - who wrote Shakespeare's plays? Shakespeare, Marlowe, Essex, or someone else?

 

[Sparhawk]

Francis Bacon.

What is your favorite form of consumable bacon?

 

[Emrys]

As a BLT, with as little L and T as possible.

Are you suggesting that there is nonconsumable bacon?

 

[Sparhawk]

Yes, Francis Bacon.

Did you see what I did there?

 

[Officer_Charon]

*shows book entitled "How to cook Human"* Now what?

 

[Emrys]

It's really titled "How to Cook For Humans".

Or is there more space dust?

 

[Elathril]

How to Cook Forty Humans

still more?

 

[Terrik]

How to Cook For Forty Humans

You lack of trust caused you to miss out on experiencing 1000x the feeling that you call "fun" and 100x the feeling you call "love".

Are you ashamed?

 

[Officer_Charon]

That would imply that I have shame.

Shocking to know?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Not in the slightest.

[The book was "To Serve Man"]

Twilight Zone or Shadow Gallery?

 

[Gryfter]

Twilight Zone for the win.

Favorite Twilight Zone episode?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Broken Glasses - can't remember the name of the episode.

Favorite Star Trek: The Next Generation episode?

 

[General Specific]

That one where the crew had to face down the alien threat and they overcame it by modifying the deflector dish.

Favorite Star Trek Technobabble?

 

[North_Ranger]

Anything with "subatomic" or "tachyon".

You are being attacked by a semi-material entity who can phase through your ship's shields using hyperbaryonic vibration. How do you defeat it?

 

[General Specific]

Modify the deflector dish.

You in the Star Trek universe and facing an unknown problem, what is the proper course of action?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Refresh the transporter buffer. And bring back a man that has been dead for 50 years.

Would you dare step foot in the Holodeck, the most dangerous place in the know Galaxy?

 

[Sparhawk]

Yes, but only if using Barclay's Sherwood Forest program.

What was your favorite use of the holodeck?

 

[sixpackshaker]

As a suicide booth.

What would be the first thing that you would have the replicators build for you?

 

[Officer_Charon]

Steak, porterhouse, medium rare. *drools*

Where would you go in the holodeck?

 

[Terrik]

Middle-Earth, become Sauron and obliterate the shire.

Bowser vs Wrex?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Bowser, Sha-Na-Na was my favorite band when I was 10.

Good Night Sweetheart, or The Still of the Night?

 

[Gryfter]

Still of the Night, Whitesnake rules!

Did you think I was serious?

 

[sixpackshaker]

I hope not...

Clapton of Eddie Van Halen?

 

[Emrys]

Clapton is God.

Who's the best current bassist?