Questions Game!

[Gryfter]

No, it was Zoot... oh wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot.

Incidentally, is this the right room for an argument?

 

[Emrys]

No, I'm sorry, you want 12B, along the corridor.

Are you here to register a complaint?

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

Yes, This Parrot is dead!

May I have my money back?

 

[Emrys]

Absolutely not! Imagine, customers asking for money back.

Would you take a slug instead?

 

[sixpackshaker]

NO, THIS THREAD IS GETTING ENTIRELY TOO SILLY.

So, should we get on with the normal programming?

 

[Gryfter]

And now for something completely different..

What's your favorite holiday?

 

[Sparhawk]

Thanksgiving, by far, just like being with the family(s) and all the FOOD!

Should I encourage it to rain by washing my car?

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

Yes. That is the only way my car gets washed!

Is that being lazy?

 

[Cheesy1]

Only if that's also the only way you get your shower too.

How's your last few moments on Earth going?

 

[Officer_Charon]

Still here, along with my entire watch. God must hate cops.

How long is this Armageddon meme going to last?

 

[Cajungal]

Until the world actually ends.

What should the first meal I cook in my apartment be--a tried and true favorite or something new and daring?

 

[linglingface]

New and daring!

How many hard ciders did I drink tonight? (thank you auto correct)

 

[North_Ranger]

Not enough.

How many is enough?

 

[Baerdog]

Just short of too many.
North_Ranger is going to bed. Should I play a hilarious prank on him?

 

[Cheesy1]

If you're brave enough, slip some sauna pants on him while he's asleep. Set up a camera and record the horrified look on his face when he wakes up.

Is N_R going to kill me for suggesting that?

 

[Baerdog]

Yes he will.
Where can I get sauna pants at 11 PM? Follow up question: why is it still bright out at 11 PM?!

 

[Sparhawk]

Sauna pants, I don't know, probably would require a shrubbery at this time of night. Follow up- From all the fires you started.

Did I have fun yesterday?

 

[North_Ranger]

No, you wasted your day. The realization thereof will drive you to drink excessively until you hang yourself and leave a dangling corpse that is discovered by your mother three weeks later when she comes to see why you're not answering her calls.

No wait, was there goats involved?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Yes, and they made a fine cabrito. -there is a funny story there. It involved college girls that did not understand why the guy bought a baby goat before a BBQ. So they named it and treated it like a pet... Until the Deer Hunter came to town, killed it with a knife and dressed it out for the Que.

Have you ever eaten something that you have killed?

 

[North_Ranger]

Nope. But I wouldn't mind doing so.

Should I have gone to bed already?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Just stay up until your next bed time. You'll get the best night's sleep of your life. A terrible day, but a great night...

Don't I give the best advice?

 

[North_Ranger]

No. You do not.

Should I speak harshly like a Klingon?

 

[Officer_Charon]

I thought Finns already did?

Should I get my riot gear now?

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

Yes, and I'll get the riot going.

Err... How do I do that?

 

[North_Ranger]

Lift up a skinny guy and yell "Riot! Riot!" while Sokka and Hakoda watch.

This your first riot?

 

[Emrys]

Yes, but fortunately, I have my own torches and pitchforks.

Will there be looting afterwards?

 

[Neon Pirate]

There is always time for looting!

Did anyone else bring rum?

 

[Cheesy1]

Nope, the rum's gone!

Why is the rum gone?!

 

[Sparhawk]

Because NR drank it all, and didn't even offer to share.

Where can we get more rum?

 

[Officer_Charon]

You must construct additional pylons.

Do you require more Vespene Gas?

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

Plenty more.

What is Vespene Gas?

 

[Gryfter]

The Zerg and Protoss would like to have words.

Who would win in a barfight... a marine, a zealot, or a zergling?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Marine, I see them fighting in bars all the time.

Who would win in a barfight? Santa, or the Easter Bunny?

 

[Emrys]

Definitely Santa. No telling what he's got in that bag of his.

Who would win in a barfight? You or me?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Probably me, I've been in a few. Unless you are Jet Li in disguise.

Are you Jet Li in disguise?