Son of a monkey whore!
Ok, here's the deal. My home system broke over the weekend. Was working fine thursday night, will not load past the Win XP splash screen on friday. No clue why not. I can load it into safe mode, even safe mode with networking, but not into normal fucking Windows. So, I start my troubleshooting. Found some errors in the event log saying several drivers would not load because they were incompatible with my version of window (Win XP Pro x64 Edition). All of that stuff had been working fine previously, so why choose now to fuck up? It doesn't make sense.
Anyway, I get to work on the system. Check the drivers to find out what they do. The first one that fails is relate to iTunes. Next ones are for CD-ROMs and such. Great, no problem. Remove iTunes, remove the problem, right? Haha, no so fast. remember that I'm in Safe mode? The Install Shield program that iTunes uses to install and unistall can't run under safe mode! Yay! I can't uninstall it! Or so windows would have me believe.
So, I go and use my wonderful friend, the internet, and get all the info on iTunes' files, registry entries, the works, and I manually uninstall that bastard. So, I am now iTunes-free. So, I go back and try to load again. No dice. Still freezes. So, I get BACK into safe mode and check event viewer again. Oh, the CD-Rom drivers are still not working, so I replace those. Reboot. Fail.
Wince. Blather. Retreat.
So, I say fuck it now and get out my recovery CD. I boot from that and try to repair windows. No such luck, the repair process fails. Yippee. So, I try it again. It fails again, but this time, it has a fun error to where it will only reboot and attempt the repair again and then immediately fail and reboot once more. I don't even need the CD in anymore.
Eventually, I get it to the point where I can boot back off the CD and I format my drive and reinstall Windows from scratch.
So, I've lost all my music files and all of my other stuff. No biggie, I have a backup of all that data on my nifty USB Hard Drive. 320 Gigs of fun. I plug it in and nothing happens. You have GOT to be kidding me! Ok, maybe it's the wire (please let it be the wire). I find another wire to try and still nothing. I take it over to my old system and try it there, it's a glorified paperweight now. No light, no power, nothing. It's dead, Jim.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Alright, fine. I just get my system back up and running, then email iTunes about possibly restoring my files. To my surprise, they do so without much problem. they even restore a few files that I had on my old system that I had previously lost due to my own stupidity. So, if nothing else, I have those.