Not in the USA, not unless you are eager for tens of thousands of dollars in medical bills.
--Patrick
Not in the USA, not unless you are eager for tens of thousands of dollars in medical bills.
--Patrick
Diseases that require the absolute most expensive treatment, amright?Hey, if medical care weren't meant to be profitable, we'd never have invented diseases or injury in order to drum up business.
Well, there's always next time.Had my surgery. Didn't get MRSA.
Or she was in a rush because she had to get back to work to meet with the board about that promotion. She wanted to clear everything up before she left for her 3 week trip to the bahamas....And then she went home to her lonely, one-bedroom apartment. She looked over at the litter box and wondered, for the fifth time that week, why her cat had felt the need to literally scratch her way out of their home. She thought of the nice lady at the store and her sweet children. "Why doesn't anyone want to give me a baby?" she thought cluelessly as she ripped open her Lean Cuisine dinner-for-one. She spent the night noshing on sad, soft raviolis and watching the people on TV get happy endings. She slept alone. Forever.
And she was buying a cork. Her one item? One large cork.Or maybe she had diarrhea.
But eventually the pressure would be too much, and she'd pop like a champagne bottle.And she was buying a cork. Her one item? One large cork.
I was thinking clean underwear, but a cork makes sense, too. lolAnd she was buying a cork. Her one item? One large cork.
If they come after you, give them the middle finger. Hopefully they're competent enough to translate.I posted a long, anonymous rant about something that's happening at work, but it looked like it's still possible to figure out which company and/or organization I'm talking about, so I deleted it and I'm posting the TL;DR instead:
There are ignorant people launching a witch hunt against some folks in my company, and as a result we may lose some of our best workers.
Only if they use Google.If they come after you, give them the middle finger. Hopefully they're competent enough to translate.
Oh don't worry about me, I'm not one of our best workers so I'm insulated from the drama.If they come after you, give them the middle finger. Hopefully they're competent enough to translate.
Where are all the spoons?!!!
Argh! Parental rampage!
Have your cousins, the Sackville-Higginses, visited lately?No seriously, where the fuck are my spoons? We started with 12 small spoons, that dwindled to 4 small spoons, so I bought another batch of 12 and we are now down to 5 small spoons.
Where are my spoons?!
Have you checked for doomweasels?No seriously, where the fuck are my spoons? We started with 12 small spoons, that dwindled to 4 small spoons, so I bought another batch of 12 and we are now down to 5 small spoons.
Where are my spoons?!
Have you checked for doomweasels?
Not enough wine in them? Because that is a tragedy! And one that should be remedied ASAP!Our good wedding wine glasses have experienced many tragedies also.