*sniff* Sammi picture.
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Kitty Sinatra
That's a nice dress. Is that the one she chose?
Now, as for taking this post somewhere. It'd be nice if there was a video of this on youtube, but this song by Jann Arden immediately sprang to mind:
Drinking whiskey from an open toe shoe
Farm hand and an evening glove
Puttin' on a kiss that will last until dawn
I'm going to town with my best dress on
Bare buttin' on an apple crate bench
Do my face in the loft of the barn
I touch myself on the old chaise lounge
I'm going to town with my best dress on
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm so pretty
Gonna ask myself to my prom
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm all sexy
Going to town with my best dress on
Now, as for taking this post somewhere. It'd be nice if there was a video of this on youtube, but this song by Jann Arden immediately sprang to mind:
Drinking whiskey from an open toe shoe
Farm hand and an evening glove
Puttin' on a kiss that will last until dawn
I'm going to town with my best dress on
Bare buttin' on an apple crate bench
Do my face in the loft of the barn
I touch myself on the old chaise lounge
I'm going to town with my best dress on
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm so pretty
Gonna ask myself to my prom
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm all sexy
Going to town with my best dress on
pretty kid.
She's not a natural redhead.
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Andromache
7 posts before it broke. She looks gorgeous in that dress, Dave. Was that the one who was here briefly? I cant recall.
GasBandit
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She's not a natural redhead.[/QUOTE]
In a world where ministers murder golf pros, this sort of thing doesn't matter at all.
/don't ya wanna drink some bleach tonight?
Let me echo the sentiment and say that you do have a gorgeous daughter, Dave. Hope she has a good prom.
Dave
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Thanks. Back from my 2 hour meeting.
Yes, that is [STRIKE]BlackLover107[/STRIKE] xxxSammiKanexxx who was here for a while but was kinda chased away. Not really in a bad way, she just wasn't ONE OF US...yet.
I do feel old but I'm glad she got her looks from her mom. And at 16 hearts have been broken on both sides.
And she's a sophomore. She was asked to the Junior/Senior prom by an older man. Good kid, though. I like him.
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Ame, I think I love you.
Yes, that is [STRIKE]BlackLover107[/STRIKE] xxxSammiKanexxx who was here for a while but was kinda chased away. Not really in a bad way, she just wasn't ONE OF US...yet.
I do feel old but I'm glad she got her looks from her mom. And at 16 hearts have been broken on both sides.
And she's a sophomore. She was asked to the Junior/Senior prom by an older man. Good kid, though. I like him.
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Ame, I think I love you.
Did you add the text to that picture
Have we ever seen a picture of you both together? I bet, by remembering you looks from the most recent picture I saw of you, that you look very fatherish with her and she looks really daughterish with you, if that makes any sense.
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Wasabi Poptart
Very pretty, Dave. I'd tell you to give her a can of mace to take with her to prom, but I remember from the brief time she was here that Sammi can hold her own pretty well.
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Dusty668
Awww, she reminds me of my prom date, or she would if the prom date had actually shown up, or at least not gone to another schools prom with another guy.
Hope her prom goes MUCH better, not that that's a difficult target.
Hope her prom goes MUCH better, not that that's a difficult target.
North_Ranger
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I must say, Dave, your daughter is a vision of female beauty and grace.
And I say that in the least creepy sense possible
And I say that in the least creepy sense possible
Dave remember to have your guns on the table and be cleaning them when the date comes in and eye him the entire time... that way if he fucks up he'll know you'll hunt his ass down.
......girls needed mace around you?
No, actually respect is sexy. But I remember the URGES back then, and I don't trust punks. //humph
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Goddamit, I keep saying "//humph" when I mean :humph:
that's one of the smileys I donated and it's still //humph in my MSN >_>
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Goddamit, I keep saying "//humph" when I mean :humph:
that's one of the smileys I donated and it's still //humph in my MSN >_>
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Disconnected
She was asked to the Junior/Senior prom by an older man. Good kid, though. I like him.
Older men FTW again!
DAW indeed, congratulations to her and your latest father moment.
(Now tell her to take a bf and a gf to prom
North_Ranger
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No no no no, you need to be cheerful and give the date something to drink, talk with him jovially to put Sammi at ease. When you are alone with the date, Sammi and the rest of the family somewhere else, you need to lean close and say with a jovial tone of voice: "Oh, and one thing more. Touch my daughter and I will turn your testicles into fishing bobbers".
I remember this thread!
Legally you need to stay at least 4 pages away from this thread.
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Kitty Sinatra
Something tells me she would love that.
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