*sniff* Sammi picture.

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So has Dave's daughter murdered him yet for posting her prom picture on Halforums?
 

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A car wreck precluded my prom night festivities. Though when everybody who drove past saw me filling out forms on the hood of a police car that night, apparently the story got passed around that I was being arrested. Fun stuff.
 
A car wreck precluded my prom night festivities. Though when everybody who drove past saw me filling out forms on the hood of a police car that night, apparently the story got passed around that I was being arrested. Fun stuff.
So that's how it all started...

So has Dave's daughter murdered him yet for posting her prom picture on Halforums?

She's probably too busy with the prom stuff... and now it's to late, we even had time to clean up any sticky keyboards...
 

Dave

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Not truly creepy until #114. And it was Gas. One of these facts is a surprise and one wasn't. I leave you to figure out which is which.


Oh, and prom is next month. This was just her trying on dresses.
 
Nobody got to drive limos to my prom, my school rented buses to make everybody ride in to the place it was being held at. At least they kept the lights off, I got me some second base off my date on the ride back.
 

Dave

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Nobody got to drive limos to my prom, my school rented buses to make everybody ride in to the place it was being held at. At least they kept the lights off, I got me some second base off my date on the ride back.
Shut up.
 
First pff, she looks great. Secondly, that's an awesome dress. Thirdly, Calleja's sex name is clearly "God". It's what all the girls'll be screaming anyway.
I didn't have a date for prom, but since I was valedictorian and student council president, I had to open the first dance. Danced with my vice-president, who's still a good friend of mine. She also happened to be one of the hottest girls there, being a Dutch green-eyes natural redhead and such. Yay.
 
I'm sooo glad we didn't have a prom. It may have been seriously depressing...
We just had a trip to Italy by the end of compulsory High School in I which had a lot of fun (everyone went, the school organized it), and at the end of the rest of high school people usually go to Ibiza for a clubbing/beach combo which I skipped without a thought.

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By the way, being a father must be awesome :) Sammi looks pretty.
 
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Chazwozel

Nobody got to drive limos to my prom, my school rented buses to make everybody ride in to the place it was being held at. At least they kept the lights off, I got me some second base off my date on the ride back.
So what you're saying is you paid your cousin 50 bucks instead of the standard 25.
 
Am I the only one that keeps reading prom as porn?

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On a side note, I didn't go to my senior prom, but the next year I went with a very good friend of mine (she was hot too!) but I'm glad I didn't end up with her, she doesn't want kids and I love the kids I have now.
 
Nobody got to drive limos to my prom, my school rented buses to make everybody ride in to the place it was being held at. At least they kept the lights off, I got me some second base off my date on the ride back.
So what you're saying is you paid your cousin 50 bucks instead of the standard 25.[/QUOTE]

My cousin is a classy lady. She charges AT LEAST $100.
 
Nobody got to drive limos to my prom, my school rented buses to make everybody ride in to the place it was being held at. At least they kept the lights off, I got me some second base off my date on the ride back.
So what you're saying is you paid your cousin 50 bucks instead of the standard 25.[/QUOTE]

My cousin is a classy lady. She charges AT LEAST $100.[/QUOTE]

No, she just charges YOU $100.
 
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OP, were your parents "circus folk"?
Well actually.... No, my parents are salt of the earth blue collar workers and not exotic carnies. It would have made for some cool stories if they were I think.
My friends and I decided to hire the train for some laughs, contrasting the usual American cars that people travel to the prom in. We were not the most spectacular arrival however, one guy was carried to the prom by orcs but i sadly don't have any photos of that left.

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I know right!


i apologize in advance for any spelling or grammar errors, I've had a much too fun night to look through the text now,
 
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