If she kept you locked out of the bathroom for almost ten years, you'd sing it, too.
--Patrick
This makes me happy for some reason:
Best knock-knock joke EVER.
I've been using it wrong for so many years...
Dave
Staff member
Direct ripoff of an old classic SNL bit about a guy who gets mugged every X seconds in New York.
That's not a joke... I just typed in that site, it's an actual website... wtf...
GasBandit
Staff member
AMERICA.
So, if you're lonely and rich, or pretty and broke, the world's oldest profession's still got you covered in the digital age.
Yep. It skirts around the letter of the law in that it's not actually prostitution, it's just matchmaking wealthy guys with girls who've decided they might be willing to work out an "arrangement."
So, if you're lonely and rich, or pretty and broke, the world's oldest profession's still got you covered in the digital age.
It's nothing new. Several other sites for this have sprung up in the past few years to basically cater to...
- rich guys who want to fuck really good looking women and having them as long term escorts for events and such, but don't want to marry them (or are just getting something on the side)
- really good looking women who aren't looking for an actual relationship but want the compensation they can get for being with a wealthy suitor
It's... not really prostitution because it's not about the money, but the lifestyle. A mistress will often get compensation in the form of gifts, apartments, cars, or tuition payments and gets to enjoy events that would be beyond her means. Since it's not money directly for sex, it's not illegal. More to the point, everyone knows what is going on so no one gets any real attachment and ether party can move on at any point. There are a few sites that even reverse the paradigm, where it's older women looking for male escorts.
Honestly, I don't have any opinion on this except to say that it's just another example of how the law is willing to look the other way if you are rich.
Its almost time.
Dave
Staff member
Nah. Madison.
But this video was surprisingly sweet and funny.[DOUBLEPOST=1413824969,1413824872][/DOUBLEPOST]Tom, Adam, and Everhet were hilarious.
GasBandit
Staff member
Eh, I knew too many girls like Madison growing up. Though I will say she was good in this video. I used to be a Lia fan but she's moved on to Youtubers React and.. I dunno. Rachel seems intelligent without being pretentious - which is why I don't care much usually for Rumor. The hipster factor. You can cut her pretensions with a knife.
/dirty pervy old guy creepin' on teenagers mode off
Also, I'm surprised they couldn't get Maisie Williams in on the 80s fashion show... Maisie shows up in 80s fashion for all her TR episode appearance, as well as almost everything in real life (I understand that's just how kids dress in the UK these days).
So mixing Archer with Homer and the result is Sean Connery?