The Awesome Videos Thread (with Extra Sauce!)

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Those porn closeups are getting ridiculous.

 

[GasBandit]

I can just see the volunteer's face. "Today we're going to take a moving MRI of you pooping."

Also the MRI of humpin' is blurry as hell.

Also also that MRI machine must have been HUGE.

 

[Terrik]

 

[Dave]

That's a bit terrifying.

 

[PatrThom]

that MRI machine must have been HUGE.

There are open-air ones now because a) people tend to be claustrophobic inside, and b) people are getting to be so huge that they just can't fit in the ol' front loaders any more.

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

There are open-air ones now because a) people tend to be claustrophobic inside, and b) people are getting to be so huge that they just can't fit in the ol' front loaders any more.

--Patrick

And c) people apparently fuck in 'em.

 

[Telephius]

And c) people apparently fuck in 'em.

More like transparently!

 

[Terrik]

 

[GasBandit]

Oh god chewbacca's voice I'm dying

 

[Dave]

For added fun, read the YouTube comments. You heard me. Read YouTube comments.

 

[GasBandit]

For added fun, read the YouTube comments. You heard me. Read YouTube comments.

I went and read them first. Saw they were all GLOWINGLY positive, and thought "Ok, this is gonna be like that other guy last year who was absolutely unlistenable and everybody couldn't stop praising him, isn't it?"

And it was.

 

[Dave]

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media-cente..._Knights/8f4a5cb6-71ea-450c-ac03-729eca5fe33a

For those who don't go into the NFL thread, this video is of @Docseverin parachuting into Arrowhead Stadium last night before Monday Night football and giving the ball to a little kid.

 

[Telephius]

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media-cente..._Knights/8f4a5cb6-71ea-450c-ac03-729eca5fe33a

For those who don't go into the NFL thread, this video is of @Docseverin parachuting into Arrowhead Stadium last night before Monday Night football and giving the ball to a little kid.

Damn it @Docseverin! Was the bar not set high enough for the rest of us already?

Seriously good job though.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Damn it @Docseverin! Was the bar not set high enough for the rest of us already?

Seriously good job though.

He shoulda shouted halforums as he jumped

 

[Cheesy1]

Now I picture him floating down to the stadium with a giant "" flag flapping behind him.

 

[Docseverin]

Skycam wires are terrifying.

 

[jwhouk]

Happy Green Day, everyone!

 

[GasBandit]

Somebody at BBC Scotland's getting canned.



I hope it's not that bodacious raven-haired anchorvixen. Rowr.

 

[PatrThom]

bodacious raven-haired anchorvixen. Rowr.

How can you say that? She's not a redhead.

--Patrick

 

[Null]

How can you say that? She's not a redhead.

--Patrick

...what do you think raven-haired means?

 

[GasBandit]

How can you say that? She's not a redhead.

--Patrick

Jet black hair is my second-favorite.

...what do you think raven-haired means?

He means usually I only perv out over redheads.

 

[Null]

Jet black hair is my second-favorite.
He means usually I only perv out over redheads.

Ohhhhh. My mistake then.

 

[DarkAudit]

Weird Al at George Fest.

 

[filmfanatic]

James Farr has finally released a new Saturday Morning Multiverse animation, this one being the Wiivengers.

 

[rac3r_x]

 

[GasBandit]

Well, if ever I harbored any last vestiges of the idea of it being nifty to try lying down and letting a train pass over me, this has eradicated it to the last nanogram.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Well, if ever I harbored any last vestiges of the idea of it being nifty to try lying down and letting a train pass over me, this has eradicated it to the last nanogram.

I'll save everyone some time and say skip to a minute in.

 

[PatrThom]

Well, if ever I harbored any last vestiges of the idea of it being nifty to try lying down and letting a train pass over me, this has eradicated it to the last nanogram.

They should probably replace that tie, unless that much flex is normal.

--Patrick

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Next time you're stuck at a train crossing, watch the ties, you might be surprised. Most will move by a significant amount. About the only thing the ties are good at is keeping the rails the specified distance apart. They support the tracks above the grade as well, but lots of them move up and down as each wheel set passes.

As a locomotive engineer myself I'd say you explained that pretty well. Fun fact, if you see a train and wave violently at it the engineer should put it into emergency stop

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Also loaded railcars are in excess of 200,000 poumfd

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Pounds too

 

[jwhouk]

A locomotive hitting a car at a crossing is the equivalent force of a small SUV running over an aluminum can of soda.

 

[PatrThom]

Next time you're stuck at a train crossing, watch the ties, you might be surprised. Most will move by a significant amount. About the only thing the ties are good at is keeping the rails the specified distance apart. They support the tracks above the grade as well, but lots of them move up and down as each wheel set passes.

I knew the ties acted sort of like "snowshoes" for the rails on top of the crushed rock/gravel, I just never expected that they would flex so much.

--Patrick

 

[Dave]

My brother in law used to work for a railroad as a cop/inspector. Turns out it's very damaging to a human to get hit by one of these. And by damaging I mean exploding like a sack of meat, which I suppose is all we really are.

He saw some very bad things.

 

[PatrThom]

My brother in law used to work for a railroad as a cop/inspector. Turns out it's very damaging to a human to get hit by one of these. And by damaging I mean exploding like a sack of meat, which I suppose is all we really are.

He saw some very bad things.

I used to work for Kodak. I've seen pictures. Plenty of "rush jobs" for the police department that would need extra-special care to make sure nothing bad happened to them.

--Patrick