This took me a second. I couldn't figure out why he blaster would go "Bench! Bench!"
Good with animals so you can cook them.
Tumblr, you so dumb.
I'm not arguing against being a chef, I just think the thing is dumb in that "good with animals = eat them", as opposed to, say, someone who actually works with animals. You don't have to be good with animals to be a chef; just their remains.
That sounds like the kind of thing that would rise up on Tumblr. Bunch of people saying they're being oppressed by vegans, vegans getting pissed with them, it escalates ... you can imagine the rest.
You know the plant-kin nutters would be the one leading this charge against vegans.
... are there really plant-kin?
There are now.
I am sad to report that there are.
Good with corpses = Be a chef?
GasBandit
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A bug.
It's a weta. Also that's apparently not blood.
That seals it. I am never going to New Zealand.
Is he trying to get super powers? What's going on here?Are you ready for some NOPE? Do not click this spoiler link unless you're ready for some serious-ass NOPE.
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Yeah, dude's hand is fucking swollen like crazy and he's bleeding gravy. There's some fucked up shit going on there.
Quick search reveals it's a she, and she just doesn't give a fuck that it's biting the fuck out of her.
SCIENCE!
Thanks for the video, every day it's more reasons to stay away from Australia and NZ.
I suppose that could be venom, or some other kind of secretion from the insect, instead of blood.
Ah yes, I watched it in fullscreen mode and clos up there's no cut in the skin.
Nevertheless that's not something I need to meet, I had a moth perhaps half that size in my room this week and it freaked me out!
