No bears, however the following were added to the house:
- automatic cat water fountain
- feliway cat pheromone diffuser
- new mop
- automatic cat water fountain
- feliway cat pheromone diffuser
- new mop
It’s not too much of a stretch. “I am going to put you into a tube. I need you to dook all the way to the other end of that tube.”Trained? Ferrets?
They aren't.
Also, has anyone checked to see if the Crown Jewels are still there?
Today someone said to me that the rule about age gaps in dating is "half your age plus or minus seven" and I was like, "nooooo..."
Man I miss that memeIcarus?
At first I was like, huh how does that make someone a...Today someone said to me that the rule about age gaps in dating is "half your age plus or minus seven" and I was like, "nooooo..."
Oh Jesus......minus
When you get to my age, that means 19 year olds are ok....I guess I can live with thatAt first I was like, huh how does that make someone a...
Oh Jesus......
(Full-length mirror optional)You, too, can be your own best friend...with Tito's!
I just hope I last longer this year. I was eliminated on like the first day for the last two years in a row.When exactly does Whamageddon start? December 1st? 'cause I just heard Last Christmas for the first time on the radio. Heck man, it's October!
That's what she saidI just hope I last longer this year.
According to the Wikipedia page, Dec 1st is indeed the official start day.When exactly does Whamageddon start? December 1st?
I wonder if he brought any diamonds with him.Now he really is the "Rocket Man".
Perhaps the holiday is Dussehra?Mr. Z works for a company that is majority Indian, and informs me this morning he's going to be late because of [holiday ceremony I can't remember the name and Google failed me], which they bless the building with a coconut*. Despite my kneejerk Homer Simpson response of , "Oh coconut, is there anything they can't do?", I like this idea. After the durm und strang of the Catholicism of my childhood, and having a lot of Jewish friends whose holidays basically exist to remind you of how Jews HAVE. SUFFERED., there is something joyful and sweet about the blessings of a coconut.
*Yes, there is more to it than just the coconut. This is the second time they've had this blessing. But mainly, there is coconut.
That may be it. When I tried to Google it, I got holidays Not At All Appearing In This Month. I could have sworn Mr. Z called it something else, but I'm really bad at processing new information first thing in the morning.
Mr Pibb is not in my area. We’re talking a 100 mile (160km) drive to get to an area that *might* have it. I have Dr Pepper Zero and Coke Zero now.
It was more for the Red Vines, which are far superior to Twizzlers.Mr Pibb is not in my area. We’re talking a 100 mile (160km) drive to get to an area that *might* have it. I have Dr Pepper Zero and Coke Zero now.
Oh, red vines and twizzlers hold not interest to me. Carry on with our regularly unscheduled randomness.It was more for the Red Vines, which are far superior to Twizzlers.