The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[Vrii]

my bigger question is this option
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That would be a hell of a prank, anyway.

 

[HCGLNS]

my bigger question is this option
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One would hope for $24, they are single use.

 

[Sara_2814]

Me: Hey, I haven't been to Slashdot in years. I'll go visit.

Also me: Now I remember why I stopped going to Slashdot.*

(*Come for the Tech news, stay for the misogyny, racism, homophobia, anti-intellectualism, arrogance, and entitlement)

 

[GasBandit]

Me: Hey, I haven't been to Slashdot in years. I'll go visit.

Also me: Now I remember why I stopped going to Slashdot.*

(*Come for the Tech news, stay for the misogyny, racism, homophobia, anti-intellectualism, arrogance, and entitlement)

You got slashdotted!

... that's probably what it means now anyway.

But hey, Fark.com still seems to be ever as it was.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Me: Hey, I haven't been to Slashdot in years. I'll go visit.

Also me: Now I remember why I stopped going to Slashdot.*

(*Come for the Tech news, stay for the misogyny, racism, homophobia, anti-intellectualism, arrogance, and entitlement)

C'mon, how bad could it be?

*goes to forums*

Oh... oh no

 

[GasBandit]

 

[bhamv3]

This thing would likely immediately kill me by turning my blood into pure sugar, but by Jove I would die happy.

 

[jwhouk]

The white bar thing I can't quite place, but oh yes, that's like a week's full of sugar.

 

[GasBandit]

The white bar thing I can't quite place, but oh yes, that's like a week's full of sugar.

 

[jwhouk]

Oh. Em. Gee.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I'm on a diet right now and OMG FUCK YOUUUUUUU

I want to lick my screen

 

[Sparhawk]

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I think the bar in the sandwich is the Cookies’n’Cream version. It’s not green.

 

[PatrThom]

*goes to forums*

You went to the forums? Well there's your problem.

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

I think the bar in the sandwich is the Cookies’n’Cream version. It’s not green.

Correct!

--Patrick

 

[Frank]

I'm on a diet right now and OMG FUCK YOUUUUUUU

I want to lick my screen

It's so sad, but I'm in that boat. There's nothing there I wouldn't crush harder that a can under my rapidly developing man boobs.

 

[Tinwhistler]

I'll be the odd duck.

That doesn't look the remote bit appealing to me.

 

[PatrThom]

It looks appealing...IF I were sharing it with, like, at least 3 other people.

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

I think I like everything in there, but... Not at the same time.
It's like those hamburgers frankenstein things.

 

[Squidleybits]

Omg, I would pass out partway through.

 

[figmentPez]

@Emrys ?

From Reddit: TIFU having a tug of war with my ferret over a dildo

 

[Bubble181]

Doubt he'll see it here, but:

Happy birthday @strawman !

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[ThatNickGuy]

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Something that bugs me about this: they have room on the cover for all that hype and exclamation marks, but not a single bit of space for the creative team's names.

EDIT: For the record, it's Jack Kirby writing, penciling and editing. And Mike Royer inking.

 

[GasBandit]

That's some comic-book-hype thinking there. "In case this atomic bomb (which incidentally would probably also demolish the machine, the building it is in, and the city around the building) isn't enough to kill you, we've got this knife."

 

[ThatNickGuy]

That's some comic-book-hype thinking there. "In case this atomic bomb (which incidentally would probably also demolish the machine, the building it is in, and the city around the building) isn't enough to kill you, we've got this knife."

I think it's funny that of all the things that aren't labeled, we only get the a-bomb and the flamethrower labeled. Why isn't there a label on the handle axe reading "axe"?

 

[HCGLNS]

There is just so much randomness to love!

It's an iron maiden, it's a stabbing, it's a beheading, it's a burning, it's a A-Bomb, it's just like a car wash!

 

[Bubble181]

Look, if it's professional, automated murder on an industrial scale you're looking for, that's really been covered quite well, Dr Vundabar.

 

[Sparhawk]

I think it's funny that of all the things that aren't labeled, we only get the a-bomb and the flamethrower labeled. Why isn't there a label on the handle axe reading "axe"?

Because visually the axe and knife are identifiable, but an A-Bomb not so much. I think it’s funnier that the A-Bomb is inertial bomb shaped while obviously being a fixed placement.

 

[HCGLNS]

And I don't think we can ignore that this is on a conveyor belt, for faster more efficient murdering.

 

[Emrys]

@Emrys ?

From Reddit: TIFU having a tug of war with my ferret over a dildo

I can confirm. One of my weasels did the same thing.

What? Ferrets like back massages just like the rest of us!

 

[@Li3n]

That's some comic-book-hype thinking there. "In case this atomic bomb (which incidentally would probably also demolish the machine, the building it is in, and the city around the building) isn't enough to kill you, we've got this knife."

Well, he is a new god, so the human a-bomb might not do much more then the knoife...

 

[GasBandit]

I also like that they couldn't be bothered to take off his ridiculous cape before locking him in the iron maiden.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I'm excited to announce that the third Armadillo Mystery, a new novel written by me, will finally be coming out.

Ha ha! April Fools! I gave up on writing years ago due to crippling insecurities!

*sob*

 

[Bubble181]

I'm excited to announce that the third Armadillo Mystery, a new novel written by me, will finally be coming out.

Ha ha! April Fools! I gave up on writing years ago due to crippling insecurities!

*sob*

Maybe you can write the third book of the Llandra saga, and @Tinwhistler can write the third Dill book? It'd be a...refreshing change for both series, I'm sure

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Maybe you can write the third book of the Llandra saga, and @Tinwhistler can write the third Dill book? It'd be a...refreshing change for both series, I'm sure

I mean, TECHNICALLY, the third book was finished years ago. A first draft that needs work. @Hailey Knight read it. But because I don't like or trust my publisher anymore, I've done nothing with it.