The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[GasBandit]

How many mice could you fight all at once?

Bareknuckle, or do I get weapons? I could take way fewer mice barehanded than I could with, say, a flamethrower.

 

[Celt Z]

How many mice could you fight all at once?

How many shoes am I given?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Just get me a pair of sturdy boots. I could do hundreds...

 

[HCGLNS]

You only have what you currently have.

 

[PatrThom]

How many shoes am I given?

Two sandals. It'll be like Beat Saber.

--Patrick

 

[sixpackshaker]

It would be like Weasel Stomping Day.

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[Frank]

I......uh, I don't wanna find out.

 

[Celt Z]

 

[figmentPez]

Getting the Orienteering badge in Boy Scouts must be really different now that phones have GPS. Back when I took a hike by topographical map and compass there was a lot of guesswork as to if we'd actually followed the course we were trying to do, but with GPS you can check your work and see how far off you were.

 

[HCGLNS]

Getting the Orienteering badge in Boy Scouts must be really different now that phones have GPS. Back when I took a hike by topographical map and compass there was a lot of guesswork as to if we'd actually followed the course we were trying to do, but with GPS you can check your work and see how far off you were.

No phones allowed for that part. And now there is an actual (not phone) GPS training section.

 

[HCGLNS]

I think I will practice my slide rule skills when I get home.

 

[Frank]

Someone at the Alberta government needs to take their FUCKING hands off the Emergency Broadcast System. 9 tests in an hour is enough.

 

[Frank]

OH?

 

[Celt Z]

That's ...concerning. On multiple levels.

 

[Dave]

Reported and blocked. I mean, he really didn't do anything wrong but the type of person that would call himself that we probably don't want around.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Reported and blocked. I mean, he really didn't do anything wrong but the type of person that would call himself that we probably don't want around.

...wait, reported to who? Wouldn't that be you?

 

[Dave]

...wait, reported to who? Wouldn't that be you?

It was reported to me and I blocked him.

 

[Bubble181]

Well, I didn't even pay attention to that. I thought we'd just crossed the one million post threshold

 

[GasBandit]

I'm kind of surprised his IP resolved to a domestic geolocation.

 

[HCGLNS]

What if they were not a virgin who is racist, but some one who had not yet popped their racism cherry?

 

[GasBandit]

It's FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

 

[PatrThom]

What if they were not a virgin who is racist, but some one who had not yet popped their racism cherry?

That would be ”racism virgin” or ”virgin racist.”

—Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

That would be ”racism virgin” or ”virgin racist.”

—Patrick

Maybe they've never had sex with a racist?

 

[PatrThom]

Maybe they've never had sex with a racist?

Maybe they want to make sure they can always go back.

—Patrick

 

[Chad Sexington]

Fine I'll just stay as Chad Sexington!

 

[HCGLNS]

Major Lennox answered with his life!!!

 

[Just Me]

Major Lennox answered with his life!!!

Major Hogan's coat buttons up tight over a number of other duties.

 

[GasBandit]

Fine I'll just stay as Chad Sexington!

EW DAVID

 

[mocha]

i just finished making my bio, it looks good enough i guess

 

[GasBandit]

i just finished making my bio, it looks good enough i guess

You put more effort into it than I did, and I've been here since before the beginning pretty much.

... I don't want to say when that was.

 

[Tinwhistler]

You put more effort into it than I did, and I've been here since before the beginning pretty much.

... I don't want to say when that was.

Dude, it's ok. We should probably warn them that we're all freaking old here now. Even if we weren't all old when the forum started

 

[GasBandit]

Dude, it's ok. We should probably warn them that we're all freaking old here now. Even if we weren't all old when the forum started

Yeah, but I think this is the first time we've had a user younger than the site itself.

 

[Ravenpoe]

You put more effort into it than I did, and I've been here since before the beginning pretty much.

... I don't want to say when that was.

We have bios?

 

[Tinwhistler]

We have bios?

The introduction thread