The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[GasBandit]

FEEEEEEL OLLLLLLLD

 

[HCGLNS]

Heh heh heh heh, heh heh heh, a ha ha ha ha ha, heh heh ha, muhuhahahaha ahahahahaha ha!

 

[Chad Sexington]

Between school and work, I'm in the midst of 16 days in a row and I am so tired and cranky, buuuut today I got a free bottle of a tasty white wine so how bad can it be?

 

[GasBandit]

Don't forget, if you're one of those ancient eldritch beings whose clocks don't reset themselves... it's biannual chronoinsanity time.

 

[HCGLNS]

The Predator That Makes Great White Sharks Flee in Fear

Better to run than to have your liver squeezed out.

www.theatlantic.com

A very interesting article.

 

[Sparhawk]

Dude, What About Bob came out before I was born.

I cannot say this, but I remember Death Theropay.

 

[Dave]

FEEEEEEL OLLLLLLLD

#26. Man that artist slaps.

 

[PatrThom]

#26. Man that artist slaps.

I haven’t even looked through them, yet I already know.

—Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

If anybody's wondering if anybody has actually found out in a practical manner how many jpg images it takes to fill a gig of space, I now have, and the answer is 2,763.
That's an average of 388kb per picture. The largest resolution image in the bunch is 10368x6772 at 6748kb, the smallest being 264x352 at 11kb.

The thumbs.db file for the folder is 8,920kb

 

[PatrThom]

The largest resolution image in the bunch is 10368x6772 at 6748kb

...is this a Minecraft map, by chance?

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

I'm pretty sure you could've just asked @bhamv3 . Or, frankly, you. I'd assume both of you would have far more than just one measly gig of jpgs saved

 

[GasBandit]

...is this a Minecraft map, by chance?

--Patrick

Very no.

I'm pretty sure you could've just asked @bhamv3 . Or, frankly, you. I'd assume both of you would have far more than just one measly gig of jpgs saved

Most of mine are MP4s

 

[Tinwhistler]

Very no.

Did you want to be able to zoom in close enough to check that mole for cancer?

 

[bhamv3]

Can confirm, I have very few JPGs and very many video files.

You can actually trace the evolution of video file formats by examining the dates of the files on my porn drives. They go from MPEG to AVI to RM to WMV to MP4.

 

[HCGLNS]

Gilligan, Willie.

 

[PatrThom]

Gilligan, Willie.

or so they surmise.

—Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

It's FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAY!

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[GasBandit]

View attachment 44227

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[chris]

I believe I just missed the opportunity to get laid.

 

[Celt Z]

I know St. Patrick's Day has basically been bastardized in the US, to the point where it's "slap on green and call it Irish", but WHY am I seeing THIS listed as a St. Patrick's Day shirt, Target?!?

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Seen on Facebook Marketplace. Nothing says "yoga and spirituality" more than Max Brook's zombie books.

 

[Frank]

So I'm in the deep far north of Alberta right now and everything up here is so expensive. Except the chicken and fried potato section of the grocery store. I feel like these prices are like a decade out of date. I can't buy ingredients and eat this cheaply. I'm going to gain so much weight living on mediocre fried chicken and incredibly delicious battered potato wedges.

 

[drawn_inward]

Does that say keel and ribs? Which parts are those?

I am a sucker for potato wedges. Especially if they are fluffy on the inside and crispy on the outside. Yum.

 

[drawn_inward]

The 2 piece dinner for $5 is a great deal.

 

[Dave]

We’re in the beginnings of a scheduled plant shutdown right now for maintenance. So the company bought us dinner. 8 pizzas. There are 5 of us.

 

[sixpackshaker]

We’re in the beginnings of a scheduled plant shutdown right now for maintenance. So the company bought us dinner. 8 pizzas. There are 5 of us.

Challenge accepted.

 

[GasBandit]

In the bad old (pre-surgery) days, I could put away 2 of them on my own.

 

[Frank]

Does that say keel and ribs? Which parts are those?

I am a sucker for potato wedges. Especially if they are fluffy on the inside and crispy on the outside. Yum.

Keel and 2 ribs are what you get when you split a full chicken breast into 3 pieces of chicken.

Cut up like the left diagram.

 

[Frank]

Also random lol when kfc tried to claim that cutting the chicken into smaller pieces while not reducing the cost per piece was a good thing. This lasted like a month before they reverted.

 

[Dave]

Guy at work tonight got his face smashed by a roll-up door. Lost his three front teeth. Had to ambulance out.

None of the rest of us were there…but how does a roll-up door hit you in the mouth?

 

[bhamv3]

Guy at work tonight got his face smashed by a roll-up door. Lost his three front teeth. Had to ambulance out.

None of the rest of us were there…but how does a roll-up door hit you in the mouth?

Was he lying face-up underneath the door, like he was about to be guillotined?

 

[HCGLNS]

Spherical dice exist.
Hungry Hungry Hippos exists.
Competitive D&D character creation could exist.....

 

[Dirona]

Spherical dice exist.
Hungry Hungry Hippos exists.
Competitive D&D character creation could exist.....

I am intrigued and horrified at this prospect.