Dave
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@GasBandit you suck
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Wouldn't that just be a bull penis ?
GasBandit
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It depends on if the white woman with the minotaur penis has had a baby yet. If so, it would be a cow penis. If not, it would be a heifer penis.
So long dancing bear, hello dancing bull!I want to say, but I'm more like
Well, it's true, i don't have any intimate knowledge of Minotaur penises (although, mythologically, he'd just have a human penis, since only the head was of a bull).
Do school me, sempai...
GasBandit
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Boy oh boy do I have some NSFW Mugen gameplay videos to show you!
Knowing the internet, those are probably just recoloured human penises...
Apparently Elvis is my 8th cousin, once removed. Thanks internet genealogy!
Half of you on here probably are too.
Half of you on here probably are too.
Ohhhh, you thought they meant the head on top of the neck.
Dave
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He may be a Minotaur, but he is hung like a Centaur.
Mostly because grammar ?
If it was minotaur's penis, then, yeah, it could go either way, but minotaur penis implies to me a property of the penis, without the possibility of non-attached-ownership by the minotaur.
Not saying you can't own a minotaur penis, but that the penis needs to be a penis of a minotaur, not one acquired as property by a minotaur.
A sign that I live in Arizona:
It is not very unusual to see a pickup truck driving down the road with a US flag (and usually one or two other "MAGA"-styled banners) attached to the hitch via a flagpole, or ones in the bed of the truck flying Old Glory. Those are so common in this state you don't even blink as it rolls down the road, rollin' coal.
What IS unusual is seeing that same flagpole in the middle of a truck bed... of a Rivian R1T.
For those of you unaware, Rivian is the maker of all-electric trucks, most notably for all-electric delivery vans for Amazon (of which I see these on a regular basis).
It is not very unusual to see a pickup truck driving down the road with a US flag (and usually one or two other "MAGA"-styled banners) attached to the hitch via a flagpole, or ones in the bed of the truck flying Old Glory. Those are so common in this state you don't even blink as it rolls down the road, rollin' coal.
What IS unusual is seeing that same flagpole in the middle of a truck bed... of a Rivian R1T.
For those of you unaware, Rivian is the maker of all-electric trucks, most notably for all-electric delivery vans for Amazon (of which I see these on a regular basis).
Dave
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I mean, if the guy ASKED for a wake-up call I'd understand...
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My wife and I work for a biotech company that has a branch in Germany. They have suggested that my wife would be a good candidate to set up a division that my wife has expertise in. They would find a position for me too. It would only be a year or so.
However, we just bought a house in 2018 and refinanced in 2020. I don't want to sell if I don't have to. Our kids are elementary and preschool-aged. I am unsure about how they would handle this. The two oldest are quite adventurous so I think they would be fine.
This is by no means a done deal. It is something we wanted to do when we were in grad school. We thought a year in Europe would be amazing. That was before kids, mortgage, cars, and a house full of stuff.
However, we just bought a house in 2018 and refinanced in 2020. I don't want to sell if I don't have to. Our kids are elementary and preschool-aged. I am unsure about how they would handle this. The two oldest are quite adventurous so I think they would be fine.
This is by no means a done deal. It is something we wanted to do when we were in grad school. We thought a year in Europe would be amazing. That was before kids, mortgage, cars, and a house full of stuff.
We loved our time abroad with a 2nd grader, kindergartner, and infant, even (especially?) when COVID hit. Do it if you can. Hire an agency to manage your house as a rental for a year.
Thanks - everything is just talk right now. We told management to pitch us on the plan and benefits. We'll see. We're both leaning towards a yes, but there's a lot to nail down.
This was your sabbatical? Which countries?
Yup. One month in Belize (we would have loved to stay longer but the visa requirements were restrictive), 3 months in Barbados (1 month would have been plenty), Christmas in the U.S., and then 3 months in Brisbane followed by 3 months in New Zealand. Except for COVID struck while we were in Brisbane and NZ locked down. We had sold our house before leaving the U.S. and everything went remote when my sabbatical ended anyways, so we stuck around another year. We never made it to NZ, but living in Brisbane for 18 months was great!