HEY.
What are you hiding from me?? HMM. You and your whistle lips.
What are you hiding from me?? HMM. You and your whistle lips.
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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I'm pretty sure I dreamt about having sex with a Halforumite last night. I don't recall who, but I vaguely remember discussing Halforums with said person. And I can't recall if it was right before the act, or directly after.
Regardless, it happened!
Details? I'll get the towels.
There's not much to tell. 
I don't recall very much. I was laying in a bed that was out in the middle of a parking lot. And I was sitting up, to sit next to someone, I touched their arm. And I remember asking how Halforums was going or something like that. I don't know. I don't remember!
I don't recall very much. I was laying in a bed that was out in the middle of a parking lot. And I was sitting up, to sit next to someone, I touched their arm. And I remember asking how Halforums was going or something like that. I don't know. I don't remember!
figmentPez
Staff member
"the middle of a parking lot"... Hmm, kind figures that a cosplayer's sex dreams involve a bit of exhibitionism.There's not much to tell.
I don't recall very much. I was laying in a bed that was out in the middle of a parking lot. And I was sitting up, to sit next to someone, I touched their arm. And I remember asking how Halforums was going or something like that. I don't know. I don't remember!
It was an empty parking lot!
figmentPez
Staff member
It was an empty parking lot!
So, your dream indicates that you have a desire for sexual attention, but you think that no one is taking notice?
In jest I could say "Yes!" and lament how ignored I am.
But I really can't. I've got an awesome husband who takes good care of me.
But I really can't. I've got an awesome husband who takes good care of me.
In jest I could say "Yes!" and lament how ignored I am.
But I really can't. I've got an awesome husband who takes good care of me.
Your dream, if you believe in dream interpretation, could represent the fact that you feel close to people or have an intimate relationship with them (not necessarily sexual) and can also be representative of self-discovery. Depending on if it is your bed or a different bed, it could mean a desire to be closer to people or a need for escape from daily life (your bed) or a consequence of decisions you made (different bed - e.g.: you made your bed and must lie in it). The parking lot is a need for more time to yourself. Empty = big, impersonal, needing fulfillment...
Basically, HF is a non-threatening place for you as compared to other situations in your offline life. You know that you can talk to people here, who are strangers and yet friends, about your life or theirs and it's okay. You can try on different hats (sometimes literally) and it will be just fine where in real life there are people who would disapprove or think you're odd. You like coming here because you can be yourself. The world IRL is perhaps more intimidating and it's nice to know you can climb into a cozy spot away from it all.
So that's my take on it. No sex or sexual desire or exhibitionism involved.
Basically, HF is a non-threatening place for you as compared to other situations in your offline life. You know that you can talk to people here, who are strangers and yet friends, about your life or theirs and it's okay. You can try on different hats (sometimes literally) and it will be just fine where in real life there are people who would disapprove or think you're odd. You like coming here because you can be yourself. The world IRL is perhaps more intimidating and it's nice to know you can climb into a cozy spot away from it all.
So that's my take on it. No sex or sexual desire or exhibitionism involved.
Aw. 
I like it!
Though, I'm disappointed none of you volunteered! What a missed opportunity.
I like it!
Though, I'm disappointed none of you volunteered! What a missed opportunity.
Log out of the forums and then go to the thread.Nick banned me from that thread
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Did his face look like this?
--Patrick
If you insist, I can try to give my take on it, and I can guarantee some sexual desire and/or exhibitionism will be involved.
Well, I assumed it wasn't me because you didn't mention any disappointment or crying after.Aw.
I like it!
Though, I'm disappointed none of you volunteered! What a missed opportunity.
Your dream, if you believe in dream interpretation by perverted maniacs with too much time and too little knowledge of dream interpretation, could represent the fact that you feel close to people or want to have an intimate relationship with them and can also be representative of self-discovery 
. Depending on if it is your bed or a different bed, it could mean a desire to be closer to other people or a need for escape from Jake (other bed - wanting a variety of spice,...) or a desire to open up (same bed - e.g.: you want to invite others in). The parking lot is a need to show yourself. Lots of placements but only one bed: plenty of different places left to put your bed, to move to, to experiment....
Basically, HF is a representation of non-threatening people to experiment with in your fantasies, as compared to other friends/acquaintances in your offline life. You know that you can screw with people here, who are strangers and yet friends, and it's okay. You can try on different kinks, positions and orientations and it will be just fine where in real life there are people who would disapprove or think you're odd. You like coming here because you can be yourself. The world IRL is perhaps more closed whereas here you feel there are continuously hundreds of people looking at you and it's nice to know you can climb into such an exposed spot and enjoy yourself in the spotlight.
So that's my take on it. Sex and sexual desire and exhibitionism involved.
Sorry, I'm actually running short on time and inspiration so it's the best I could whip up in a hurry
. Depending on if it is your bed or a different bed, it could mean a desire to be closer to other people or a need for escape from Jake (other bed - wanting a variety of spice,...) or a desire to open up (same bed - e.g.: you want to invite others in). The parking lot is a need to show yourself. Lots of placements but only one bed: plenty of different places left to put your bed, to move to, to experiment....Basically, HF is a representation of non-threatening people to experiment with in your fantasies, as compared to other friends/acquaintances in your offline life. You know that you can screw with people here, who are strangers and yet friends, and it's okay. You can try on different kinks, positions and orientations and it will be just fine where in real life there are people who would disapprove or think you're odd. You like coming here because you can be yourself. The world IRL is perhaps more closed whereas here you feel there are continuously hundreds of people looking at you and it's nice to know you can climb into such an exposed spot and enjoy yourself in the spotlight.
So that's my take on it. Sex and sexual desire and exhibitionism involved.
Sorry, I'm actually running short on time and inspiration so it's the best I could whip up in a hurry
Haha, you did so good! Makes me giggle.
If it wasn't me, our undoubtedly already damaged kidnapped legitimately adopted child will surely be even more traumatized by the broken home. For shame.
fade
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For the person who has everything: http://belfiestick.com/
Omg, you're right! I gotta start thinking about that kids future development.
Good call Chad.
Concerned about your child's future development?Omg, you're right! I gotta start thinking about that kids future development.
Good call Chad.
1-800-CALL-CHAD
--Patrick
There's not much to tell.
I don't recall very much. I was laying in a bed that was out in the middle of a parking lot. And I was sitting up, to sit next to someone, I touched their arm. And I remember asking how Halforums was going or something like that. I don't know. I don't remember!
Please sit here while I ask you some questions.
Here's a thought.
If, in the dream, you asked how Halforums is doing, then it sounds like the person was someone fairly high up in the Halforums hierarchy.
So was it Dave? Ame? Gasbandit? One of the mods?
Also, on a somewhat-related note, every time I've had a sex dream about someone, I made sure to tell them the next day. So far, this has never ended well, not a single time.
If, in the dream, you asked how Halforums is doing, then it sounds like the person was someone fairly high up in the Halforums hierarchy.
So was it Dave? Ame? Gasbandit? One of the mods?
Also, on a somewhat-related note, every time I've had a sex dream about someone, I made sure to tell them the next day. So far, this has never ended well, not a single time.
GasBandit
Staff member
Knowing the gender could be helpful at this point. I'm assuming at least that much is able to be recalled.
With the exception of Pauline, I've never, ever informed anyone they were the subject of a sex dream. And I think in both the former and latter cases, it was always the right call.
I'm probably still juvenile enough, but my friends and I always tell each other when/if they showed up in a sex dream. :S
As for gender, I don't remember that either. I want to say it was a guy, but I can't be sure, it could have been anyone.
As for gender, I don't remember that either. I want to say it was a guy, but I can't be sure, it could have been anyone.
It was Mabel!I'm probably still juvenile enough, but my friends and I always tell each other when/if they showed up in a sex dream. :S
As for gender, I don't remember that either. I want to say it was a guy, but I can't be sure, it could have been anyone.
Cajungal
Staff member
Aww, Mabel.
You're welcome, everyone. For all your sex dreams.
*struts off into sunset*
*struts off into sunset*
People Eat those?Totally not on the current *ahem* topic...
DILL! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
