The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Oh boy! An excuse to post THIS again!
@Celt Z's favorite!Oh boy! An excuse to post THIS again!
Earlier today:
I like coffee, I like candy canes, putting a candy cane in my coffee should be awesome!
(One doing so later).
I like coffee, I like candy canes, putting a candy cane in my coffee should be awesome!
(One doing so later).
But Secret Santa is over!Oh boy! An excuse to post THIS again!
GasBandit
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But hey, Valentine's Day is just around the corner.But Secret Santa is over!
And what better way to say "I love you" than with the gift of a pleasure device that requires an IUOE heavy equipment operator certification?[DOUBLEPOST=1453332320,1453332142][/DOUBLEPOST]And if the Devastator is too much for you, maybe try something a little more discreet - this little sucker I like to call the DRILLDO XL. From the makers of the original Drilldo and the Fucksaw (tm)!
I just accidentally sent a text to 10 near strangers. They don't know WTF is going on. So in one second I just sent more texts than I normally do in 3 months.
There's no cure for that eh?
And really? These are the cutest the cutest things ever to be cute:
And really? These are the cutest the cutest things ever to be cute:
Chocolate milk, yes.Earlier today:
I like coffee, I like candy canes, putting a candy cane in my coffee should be awesome!
(One doing so later).
Coffee, not so much.
--Patrick
Probably why I tried it, as I used to put chocolate milk mix in my coffee and dear LORD was it awesome. I stopped not because I ended up disliking it, but because I logically realized that much caffeine leads to madness, which I have enough of.
OMG the bread aisle at the grocery store.
Totally empty. Both sides.
Except the whole wheat. None of it was gone. I guess people would rather die than eat whole wheat.
Totally empty. Both sides.
Except the whole wheat. None of it was gone. I guess people would rather die than eat whole wheat.
I hope this gets ridiculous for no reason like it usually does.
And not ridiculous for a good reason like the snow sometimes necessitates.
And not ridiculous for a good reason like the snow sometimes necessitates.
I had the exact same thought myself. I regularly make kolaches. I have all the ingredients I need for bread already.
And I need more yeast than the 4 packets I have, I can always dip into the brewers yeast. Sure, it'd be a shame, but it'll make bread just the same.
Welcome to my life
Don't go messin with a country boy!Welcome to my life
A country boy!
A country boy.
Don't mess with a country boy.
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I like movies and television shows. One of my favorites is Breaking Bad. You can watch it on many streaming video services such as Netflix.
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a...
Hairless drunken GasBandit surrounded by dozens of small red-haired children calling him Daddy.
GasBandit
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But think of the fun you'll have getting to that point.
GasBandit
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Ok, but DOZENS? Ye gods, woman. It's a vagina, not a clown car.
GasBandit
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Ya'll tryna get me killed.
Either by exhaustion or jealous, stabby redheaded babymamas.