The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

GasBandit

GasBandit

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fade said:
I moved up from Neutral to Accepted to Liked on the basis of one really stupid comment.
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Dammit. I'm Glorious, nearing the Iron level, and have never had a comment in the top 5. And almost all those points came from comments (I've only gone to Most Viral with 2 images, ever). My most lucrative comment actually had to be split between 5 comments because of the character limit: http://imgur.com/gallery/X0u0Gs9/comment/281864382
 
Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

GasBandit said:
Dammit. I'm Glorious, nearing the Iron level, and have never had a comment in the top 5. And almost all those points came from comments (I've only gone to Most Viral with 2 images, ever). My most lucrative comment actually had to be split between 5 comments because of the character limit: http://imgur.com/gallery/X0u0Gs9/comment/281864382
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Don't feel too bad. My most popular comment on Reddit is explaining to a conflicted guy that he could still be gay if he wanted, even if he didn't like taking it in the butt. None of the clever or witty things I've said over the years have ever come close.
 
Dave

Dave

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On Reddit: My top ever comment is on my throwaway. I hit #1 on /r/all. On my throwaway. No, you can't know what it was.

On the colonoscopy: Well, it's done. I was able to get the stuff down and cleaned myself right out. They did find a single polyp so that's been sent out to the lab. I should find out next week sometime what it is.

Apparently, I had an entire conversation with my wife and the staff. Don't remember this AT ALL. I don't remember leaving. I vaguely remember going through the KFC drive through because my wife refused to take me to the steak place I wanted to go to. Probably a wise choice on her part. They stuff you full of air and you fart a LOT after a colonoscopy. Like, contest level farting.
 
fade

fade

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So I have this friend at work... he's a great guy. Parisian French, so imagine zee propair French acc-eent. I was in the bathroom washing my hands and he walks in, heading to the toilet. Says something. What? Concert? "You arr about to 'ave a cawn-cert." Ooo-kay. "Mostly zee wind instruments toot toot toot." Wait. That was a fart joke. He was true to his word. Thankfully it was not in my general direction.
 
Dave

Dave

Staff member
Huh. I posted some stuff last night. I don't really remember doing that. Weird. Looks normal, though.
 
strawman

strawman

sixpackshaker said:
Maybe that is why I don't want a Smart TV. Too easy to hack or just plug in a thumb drive.
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Well now there's a thought I hadn't thunk.

I haven't gotten one because it's too limiting - we keep our TVs for years, and streaming devices change every few years. We started off on roku, but now are using amazon fire stick.

I imagine, though, that the streaming sticks have the same issues, although the amazon ones do require some authentication by showing a code on the display before they'll pay attention to an internet device (like your smartphone).
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

stienman said:
I imagine, though, that the streaming sticks have the same issues
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They do.
I have had to answer the following question more than once: "Why did porn just start playing on my television?" Answer: "You need to put a password on your network and devices." "But I hate so many passwords!" "Then get used to dicks.*"

--Patrick
*I don't actually say this, it's more like, "Then expect this to happen again."
 
Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Dave said:
On the colonoscopy: Well, it's done. I was able to get the stuff down and cleaned myself right out. They did find a single polyp so that's been sent out to the lab. I should find out next week sometime what it is.
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Pretty much mirrors my experience (well, except that I was lucid the whole time). My single polyp was benign. I'll keep my fingers crossed that yours is too.
 
Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Are the tags new? I like them.

One memory that keeps coming back in my mind, I'm on a trip to the library with my father and brother, before it was turned into a police station. The architecture had this awesome circle that was cool to sit in, I wander if I could still sit in it. I see a book on a table, with a printed manuscript of a chat room message. In it, it had the conversation of two teenagers talking about the crush of one of them, coarse language was stricken throughout. What gets me to this day, was how the crush-haver kept saying "I trust you" to the other guy about his crush...which makes me wonder why he printed out the chat room transcript? On the positive end he just wanted to remember a conversation, on the other end...he might have been using it to blackmail him. Its this uncertainty that plagues me, more than any TV show that was cancelled before it could end properly, how I can and probably SHOULD never see the end of it. But still, its will always be in the back of my mind, wander if those simple print-outs were mere actions of memory back up, or the actions of betrayal of what one man thought was his friend.
 
B

BErt

Emrys said:
What am I missing here?
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You're not missing anything. I was giving a "friend" one last chance to tell me why he was being a shithead. He refused to own up. Everyone named in my message was people I legit trusted...he did not reciprocate. Oh well.


Love y'all. You guys are my main daimies. Watta-chow ❤❤❤
 
Emrys

Emrys

BErt said:
You're not missing anything. I was giving a "friend" one last chance to tell me why he was being a shithead. He refused to own up. Everyone named in my message was people I legit trusted...he did not reciprocate. Oh well.


Love y'all. You guys are my main daimies. Watta-chow ❤❤❤
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On whom shall I release the doomweasels?
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

BErt said:
Everyone named in my message was people I legit trusted
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Some of 'em were misspelled or formatted incorrectly and wouldn't have been notified, if that matters.
jwhouk, PatrThom, and Enresshou were spelled wrong, and GasBandit was missing the "@."

--Patrick
 
Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

BErt said:
You're not missing anything. I was giving a "friend" one last chance to tell me why he was being a shithead. He refused to own up. Everyone named in my message was people I legit trusted...he did not reciprocate. Oh well.


Love y'all. You guys are my main daimies. Watta-chow ❤❤❤
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I have no idea what is going on, but I was on that list, so bro-fist for being best bros! We should play games and hang out and touch butts... I mean, no, not that last one, of course not.

:ninja:
 
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