The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Mean pandering? Trump at a rally, obviously.
Rivers are THE go-to for meandering. The only other thing that comes close is a person who is drunk.
—Patrick
Sequel tag line, Some Rivers should not be crossed.
Ok, so I'm 37 years old. I've purchased several cars and a house, held numerous jobs, and been responsible for the hiring and firing of other employees. I've been married, divorced, and married again. I've moved half-way across the country, twice. After all of that, the thing that's made me feel most like an adult - you know, that proverbial "you know you're an adult when" moment - was earlier this evening. Our dog knocked the ash tray over, and spilled ashes all over the floor, so I immediately got up and vacuumed. I mentioned this to my wife and she agreed. It's hilarious.
But he <choke> enjoys it so much <cough>.
It's been very cold in Taiwan for the last week or so. At night, my wife has been snuggling up against me in her sleep because I generate a lot of warmth. However, this eventually leads to me moving away from her, also in my sleep, possibly because I unconsciously feel too warm or too crowded. And then she moves closer to me again for warmth, and then I move away...
Anyway, that's how I ended up falling out of bed for three nights in a row.
Anyway, that's how I ended up falling out of bed for three nights in a row.
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Bright golden rays, for a time, push back that which veils the sky; I'm journeying to a place of pleasant scents. So I ask the listener, emphatically, can they inform a traveler of how to reach the paved road known as Sesame?
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All fine here, thanks for asking. To us here in Taipei, it wasn't anything more than some mild wobbling.
I just found out that my uncle had a daughter that he was never told about before his first marriage. It's such a bizarre story. The poor guy had no idea that she existed.
That is about as random as it gets, right?
That is about as random as it gets, right?
They must've noticed you're looking into ways to cook and eat puny amounts of food.
Likely though it might sound, it wasn’t me.
Maybe you can ask @Dave what he does about all the Minotaur penis spam he receives.
—Patrick
What?!
Trailer's actually out now, here's their best shot at fitting it into the viewing scene.
You're dead to me.
I'll destroy all of Brazil just to be sure.
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It's because you added a poop knife to your wishlist.
Man, the latest Cracked videos were December of last year. I knew the lay-offs were big, but I didn't know they were THAT big.
I haven't visited in a while because of their shitty web design and ditto commenting section (the people are great, the coding is horrible). But even when I was a regular...Man, the videos could all just go die in a corner as far as I cared.
If they have more text and less video, I might have to go visit again someday soon.
Really? After Hours was my shit.
Kati loved going there. For the articles (I still shove the Monkeysphere article in as many faces as possible), for the After Hours videos, for the photoshopping. But what really put her off were the LOUD OBNOXIOUS (and sometimes malicious) ADS. She still goes there for some stuff, but she keeps getting chased away due to the avalanche of overly aggressive advertising that tries to assert itself within minutes of loading any of the pages.
—Patrick
—Patrick