The Super Dooper Canadian Thread (now with 47% more Canadian Bacon)

[HCGLNS]

Woman brings pot cupcakes to share at work.......at the artillery range

 

[PatrThom]

"...hilarity ensues."

--Patrick

 

[blotsfan]

I'm just saying, I have literally never had an edible where you couldn't taste it. I don't buy for a second that these soldiers ate them without knowing. If you don't know what weed tastes like, you'd think something was really wrong with them.

 

[Sparhawk]

I'm just saying, I have literally never had an edible where you couldn't taste it. I don't buy for a second that these soldiers ate them without knowing. If you don't know what weed tastes like, you'd think something was really wrong with them.

Not disagreeing with you, because I have no personal knowledge. But I have had food while in the field that you would normally just say I’m not eating that, and you’ve eaten it and been happy that they fed you something.

 

[Far]

A bus hit a pedestrian today*.

*they're OK so you don't have to feel too bad for laughing at the ticker.

 

[HCGLNS]

Yesterday was June 1st, which means precocious little rascals dumped soap into every fountain in Halifax.

Nice to have traditions.

 

[HCGLNS]

We had a power outage this afternoon, within 10 minutes of it going out, every husband on the street was mowing their lawn.

 

[jwhouk]

Happy Canada Day, eh?

 

[Frank]

Happy Canada Day, eh?

Nah. This Canada Day Canadians should just shut the fuck up.

 

[blotsfan]

We’re baaaaaack

 

[blotsfan]

I didn't realize you also need a negative test along with your vax card. That's a pain in the ass.

 

[HCGLNS]

Here we have a hobo eating a chicken sammich at a highway bubble, while charging the car, during a 5 hour road trip to get the family vaccinated against covid, while his wife is arguing with their provider about their cell phone bill.

 

[Bubble181]

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Here we have a hobo eating a chicken sammich at a highway bubble, while charging the car, during a 5 hour road trip to get the family vaccinated against covid, while his wife is arguing with their provider about their cell phone bill.

The good news is, she got a decent discount!
I didn't know I was there, though.

 

[Squidleybits]

You enjoyed the Taco Bell so spicy I cried and the super immature conversation? We’re a classy bunch

 

[Emrys]

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Here we have a hobo eating a chicken sammich at a highway bubble, while charging the car, during a 5 hour road trip to get the family vaccinated against covid, while his wife is arguing with their provider about their cell phone bill.

Why am I reading this in David Attenborough's voice?

 

[Squidleybits]

He forgot to add: randos calling out questions about the charging station. And him engaging

 

[PatrThom]

Why am I reading this in David Attenborough's voice?

Oh no! Has anyone checked to see if Sir David now sounds like our weasel queen? Have you told Gas yet?

—Patrick

 

[Emrys]

Oh no! Has anyone checked to see if Sir David now sounds like our weasel queen? Have you told Gas yet?

—Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

Crime wave grips Halifax, as vandals paint one fence post.

 

[HCGLNS]

Crime wave grips Halifax, as vandals paint one fence post.

The crime has been solved and the vandals apprehended! It was those dastardly bastards from the South, Home Depot.

 

[HCGLNS]

New stat holiday in September!

 

[Bubble181]

I was those dastardly bastards

Is that an admission of guilt?

 

[Dirona]

New stat holiday in September!

Wait, what? When?!?

 

[Simfers]

30th September is officially Truth and Reconciliation Day, which will indeed be a stat holiday for everybody in the Federal Public Service.

It should be a stat for everybody, though. Shit's important.

 

[Dirona]

Happy turkey day all!

 

[jwhouk]

Happy National Indigenous People's Day!

 

[Bubble181]

Happy Dominion Day, Fellow Terrans!

 

[Simfers]

Happy day off!

 

[Chad Sexington]

Happy Dominion Day, Fellow Terrans!

Canada Day (1 July) used to be called Dominion Day so this threw me off for a sec.

Now I just wanna zerg rush a mofo

 

[HCGLNS]

Lol.

 

[Chad Sexington]

Lol.

Amazing

 

[Celt Z]

That's an educational cactus, all right.

 

[Frank]

I love how completely useless most online retailers who sell third party products have become. Amazon and Walmart and Best Buy etc all just wastelands of cheap, falsely advertised trash.

 

[PatrThom]

I mean, WalMart was kinda already that way.

--Patrick

 

[Cat]

I love how completely useless most online retailers who sell third party products have become. Amazon and Walmart and Best Buy etc all just wastelands of cheap, falsely advertised trash.

Whenever I buy third party on newegg they just order it from amazon prime for me. Weird how people can actually make a living from this