Oh, as it turns out, that whole "State Patrol Troopers deputized as Feds" thing doesn't apply only to Portland. Anywhere in the state of Oregon right now, if you protest police brutality, Federally deputized troops will be present. If they say you committed a crime, you will be prosecuted by the federal government, and you will go to federal prison, and you will be held in federal lockup until your trial. The state of Oregon is now directly under federal control for all intents and purposes. On the plus side, my kevlar helmets got here today.