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I was trying to say something like that with my Jurassic Park quote but I believe you said it better. Danke.ElJuski said:I know what a lot of you people are saying: I'm not looking for [glorified movie]. YES, WE KNOW THIS.
MANY OF US ARE JUST LIKE YOU.
Not everything has to be all about brilliance and aesthetic, but there are craft that STILL apply when making ANY genre of film. You can see craft in comedy, action, horror. It's always there; there are people who are masterful at what they do, and there are fucking scrubs. Consider T2 in the later.
Now, barring that, you're thinking: well, it's going to be horrible so I'll drink a few beers and just laugh at it (like I laughed at Rambo 3!) Well you see, what happens is, is that this movie is so godawful terrible that it can't even be saved by ridicule. It's a lmbering, frankenstein abortion of a film that includes some of the worst characters and some of the most incomprehensible fight scenes. (Seriously, I want someone to try and say they actually saw what happened and with which robots it was. Describe in as much detail as possible, I don't want to hear "Optimus laid into a Decepticon."
This movie is a sheer assault on the eye balls and the brain, and is probably the worst movie of 2009 (so far. Oh god, and it's almost only 7 months in).