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GasBandit

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I think it's more that they realized that they'd need a whole new engine to REALLY do what they wanted with the first, which is probably why the sequel, Sons of The Forest, is coming out in May.


For what it's worth, it looks like they learned at lot of lessons from the first game, including making crafting a bit more intuitive.
Well fuck em, they fooled me once and got my money, I'm not buying anything from these guys again. Unless they do something like gift everyone who owns the Forest 1 a copy because someone who buys a game 8 years after release should be getting a complete product, even if it isn't "the game they wanted to make"
 
Oh I tried that ONCE and threw it RIGHT THE FUCK OUT because HOLY JANK.
It's SO much better than it used to be, but my god... can we get some kind of end-game/win state? I can't even fully blame the devs at this point; Telltale was supposed to be giving them support and instead ignored them for their own products and fucked up some of the development when they went out of business.
 
Got a Nintendo Switch recently, thanks to a rather handsome tax return. I bought Super Mario Odyssey and Breath of the Wild with it, both of which I'm quite enjoying.

Also got Don't Starve when it was dirt cheap on sale (on Switch, I've owned a Steam copy for years). Been mostly playing that lately, in a regular, vanilla world. The game I just finished up went to shit quickly. Winter had hit, but I was actually doing okay. I set up camp near everything I needed, and lucked out with penguins landing near me for extra eggs. I wasn't thriving but i was making it. Lots of monster meat around and I had caught a bird to give me eggs, usually to make meatballs. Even had TWO restoration things activated (the stone platforms ones).

Then I did a stupid thing and attacked a penguin while low on health and it one shotted me. So I was resurrected...WAY away from my base, no beard to stave off the cold, and died soon after. Then resurrected again and also died near instantly from the cold.

Fucking penguin.
 
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GasBandit

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Got a Nintendo Switch recently, thanks to a rather handsome tax return. I bought Super Mario Odyssey and Breath of the Wild with it, both of which I'm quite enjoying.

Also got Don't Starve when it was dirty cheap on sale (on Switch, I've owned a Steam copy for years). Been mostly playing that lately, in a regular, vanilla world. The game I just finished up went to shit quickly. Winter had hit, but I was actually doing okay. I set up camp near everything I needed, and lucked out with penguins landing near me for extra eggs. I wasn't thriving but i was making it. Lots of monster meat around and I had caught a bird to give me eggs, usually to make meatballs. Even had TWO restoration things activated (the stone platforms ones).

Then I did a stupid thing and attacked a penguin while low on health and it one shotted me. So I was resurrected...WAY away from my base, no beard to stave off the cold, and died soon after. Then resurrected again and also died near instantly from the cold.

Fucking penguin.
If it ain't the penguins, it's that giant one-eyed asshole Deerclops that gets me, lots of the time.
 
If it ain't the penguins, it's that giant one-eyed asshole Deerclops that gets me, lots of the time.
I don't think I've ever had the "pleasure" of encountering him. But it's been a long time since I last played. This was also the vanilla version, not Reign of Giants, so I don't think I would have ran into him on this game.
 

GasBandit

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I don't think I've ever had the "pleasure" of encountering him. But it's been a long time since I last played. This was also the vanilla version, not Reign of Giants, so I don't think I would have ran into him on this game.
Ahh that would explain it. Whenever I play Don't Starve, I play Don't Starve Together, which has all the addons in it whether you want them or not.
 

GasBandit

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There's a modder out there who is replacing the hamlet NPCs in Darkest Dungeon with VTubers and it is completely blursed.

Silvervale is the survival trainer
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Mori Calliope is the gravekeeper
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Pekora is the blacksmith
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Gura and Watson are the guild trainers
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Houshou Marine is the Abbess
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Veibae is the bartender
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Nyanners is the wagon nomad
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If he keeps up with this theme, I kinda hope he adds Kizuna Ai as the Coach driver, since she kinda got the whole vtuber ball rolling... Korone and Zentraya as the town crier and sanitarium physician maybe.
 
Oh Elden Ring. "Hey, this portal says it leads to the crumbling city. Oh good, more ruins. Thanks Elden Ring. I may actually be getting bored of exploring ruins."

I go through the portal:

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Oh.
 
I still love the game, but it's so full of complete and total bullshit. There are normal enemies that hit harder and faster and cause me more grief than most bosses do.

The hands in particular can eat my asshole directly. Being flick staggered to death with no way to escape isn't fun.
 
I finally finished the main campaign of Hitman 2, including the 2 DLC maps, though I haven't completed suit only silent assassin on Haven yet.

In short, it's excellent. The gameplay feels as solid as the first game, and there were some welcome additions such as the suitcase. The maps were all well designed, and the storyline was interesting. It's a bit of a pity that the cutscenes were replaced with static images (apparently due to budget concerns), but this was pretty much my only quibble with a great game.

I also got Hitman 3 in the recent sale, so I'm gonna dive into that one next.
 
I'm playing Dark Souls for the first time and i'm terrible at it.

This is going to take a while.
This time around I actually got immersed in the game and completed it.

It's a bit unfortunate that the servers have been down for the duration of my play-through.

And also unlucky because it looks like DS2 and 3 haven't been on sale since January 2021
 

GasBandit

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This time around I actually got immersed in the game and completed it.

It's a bit unfortunate that the servers have been down for the duration of my play-through.

And also unlucky because it looks like DS2 and 3 haven't been on sale since January 2021
Just out of curiosity, what effect does the servers being down have? Does it mean you just can't recruit help and see player messages, or does it mean more like you can't save your progress or something?
 
Distant World 2. I love it. So much. Some folks are getting a lot of crash to desktop errors and I've had a few, but I just love the scope of the game. Space4x is just so fun, and it's done pretty damn well with this one. Right up there with MoO2, Stellaris, Aurora4x and the first Distant Worlds.
 
The former.

It also means that I didn't face hostile invasions which was sort of nice but did leave me feeling like I was missing part of the experience.
 

figmentPez

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Galaxy of Pen and Paper
I played Knights of Pen and Paper a while back and enjoyed it, so I was excited to get Galaxy through Amazon Prime. I ended up disappointed. Galaxy isn't a terrible game, but it's worse than Knights, just a little, but in almost every way. Knights was simple, Galaxy is simplistic. Knights had a mostly consistent pixel art style, Galaxy has a weird mix of 3D and pixel art, and the interface is worse than Knights because of it. The way skills are handled is worse, same for equipment, and the map. The only thing that I can say that's better is mining/scanning, which has gone from requiring too many clicks with a UI choice that's inconsistent with the way the rest of the game works, to merely requiring too many clicks.

Overall the game feels like the designers didn't learn anything from making Knights (or it's sequel). A lot of the skills/attacks are outright useless. "Do extra damage if the enemy is stunned"... Only basic enemies can be stunned, and they usually go down in just a couple of hits anyway. By the end of Galaxy I had like 20+ unspent skill points because there's nothing to spend them on after about level 10. Characters can only equip 4 at a time, including passive stuff.

Top ten gripes:
  1. The map SUCKS. The galaxy is divided into little areas that have ~ 3 - 10 points of interest each, including the jump points between areas. Which wouldn't be so bad, except that there's no map of the whole. Want to get back to a planet? Hope you remember the name of the system it's in, and what systems link to it! Not only that, but when you're on a planet the map does a horrible job of showing what's at each map node. Shops are usually marked, but certain traders and upgrade shops commonly aren't, or are inconsistently marked. Nodes with dialog stay marked even after you've had the conversation, even stupid throwaway gags (that are repeated all over the galaxy! The number of times I've told NPCs that "We don't talk about Life Day" is absurd.) However, some of the important quest givers aren't marked on the map.
  2. Weapon and armor upgrades can be bought from semi-hidden shops, but the game doesn't tell you what they do. If you buy them the shop shows you've purchased them, but they don't show up anywhere else in menus.
  3. Scanning for minerals goes nowhere. NPCs will tell you that you should take minerals from one planet and sell them on another for a profit, but they sell for the same everywhere, best I can tell. Other than selling them for a pittance, the only other thing to do with them is trade them for random stuff, and the trader who wants them is on the same planet they mineral is found on.
  4. Quest rewards were bugged on multiple occasions. I didn't get items I was supposed to, and got multiples of items I was supposed to get one of.
  5. Equipment slots are super limited, especially the "meta" items. (The game is about you playing as a DM and their table of role players.) You get to equip two items to your table (like food, or miniatures), but most of them don't overlap. Like there's one bonus that only applies to spaceship combat, and a few that only apply to shops. You can swap them around any time on you're on the ship, so the system encourages swapping in the space items when you're in space, then switching over to shop items to buy stuff, then switching over to ground combat items, and why is this game making me go through such tedium to game the system? The equipment for player characters is really limited, too, and some of the items are just pathetic (A 3% increase to getting a critical hit? Wow, one of my characters main attacks is a guaranteed critical...)
  6. Combat is slow and repetitive. Not only that, but the system just kinda stalls sometimes and nothing happens for a while for no apparent reason.
  7. Ship combat is almost entirely RNG. Enemy ships can kill you in one round if they roll well, regardless of what you do.
  8. The game repeats itself, a LOT. The same random events, which are just text, happen over and over. Enemies get repeated on multiple planets. Not even palette swaps with new names, just straight up the exact same enemies at higher levels.
  9. When enemies use abilities that mess up your party formation, it doesn't reset back after the fight is over. You have to go back into the menu to put your party back in order.
  10. Classes don't feel distinct. There's a huge amount of overlap in abilities. Every class has some sort of AoE attack, and the diplomat has the same one as the bounty hunter. The best strategy I found for most battles is to spam AoE attacks while healing as necessary.

I'm glad I didn't spend any money on this, but I'm also kinda mad that I didn't stop playing and feel like I wasted my time. Eh, it's been a bad mental health month, and I've wasted time on worse.

Also, I've finished the main campaign of Shadow of War, and I'm working on the Epilogue, which is the part of the game that people complained was grindy. I'm sure it was a pain in the ass when the game had microtransactions, because it definitely feels like a clown fiesta even in the rebalanced state I'm playing it in. I'm having fun just kinda futzing around, but if I were in a hurry I'd be annoyed.

This game is a glorious mess. Definitely not as good as the first game, but still a lot of fun. I could do without the wild swings in difficulty, and theres a lot of examples of where "more" isn't always better, but it's a fun ride.
 
Just as how Hitman 2 allows you to load Hitman 1's levels into the game if you own the first game, Hitman 3 allows you to load the levels from the last two games into the third game if you own them. Therefore I've been playing the Hitman 1 levels in Hitman 3.

In fact, because I've played so much of the first game's levels, I decided to give myself a challenge. I would get the hallowed Silent Assassin, Suit Only rating in my first runthrough of every level. This involves never changing out of your starting outfit, and killing your targets as stealthily as possible (eg no one spots you killing them or finds their bodies, or you engineer an accident that kills them) while also not killing any non-targets. I could do this because I've played the first game's levels countless times already, so I know them inside and out, and I'm familiar with the behavior and patrol routes of guards and NPCs. Sure, some of the equipment unlocks are different in this game, so I had to adapt some of my strategies, but overall it was going well.

That is, until I reached the Colorado level. This level is interesting for two main reasons. Firstly, the whole map is hostile to you if you're in your default suit, because you're sneaking into a heavily-guarded militia training camp. This meant that I had to find the right routes and time them perfectly to weave my way through the guards, and then quietly take out my targets. The second interesting thing, however, is that the first time you play this level, you are given an additional objective to break into a biometrically-locked bunker so that you can move the plot forward. This requirement is removed for subsequent playthroughs. This means that getting Silent Assassin, Suit Only on your first playthrough of Colorado is immensely, immensely challenging. The door will only unlock if it scans the face of one of the targets. This means you have to either drag the dead target down to the bunker (and believe me, the guards do not react very happily to the sight of you dragging a dead body towards a bunker) or use a 3D printer to print a replica of the guy's face. The printer, of course, is located in the most heavily guarded area of the map. Furthermore, it's loud, so even if you do manage to sneak your way to the printer, as soon as you turn it on, people will come investigate.

Ultimately, though, I managed to pull off a Silent Assassin, Suit Only first run on the Colorado level, and personally I consider this one of my crowning achievements in gaming.
 
I grabbed Graveyard Keeper and it’s DLC on sale for Nintendo this week. I tried to play it some time ago on PC and didn’t get it/understand the days.

I am much more into it this time, maybe playing Stardew Valley so much has helped me understand slow going games?
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Is there ever a way to travel faster? I can’t imagine the donkey being willing to help.
 
I grabbed Graveyard Keeper and it’s DLC on sale for Nintendo this week. I tried to play it some time ago on PC and didn’t get it/understand the days.

I am much more into it this time, maybe playing Stardew Valley so much has helped me understand slow going games?
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Is there ever a way to travel faster? I can’t imagine the donkey being willing to help.
eventually, there's a time-limited teleport stone, and once you dig out more underground stuff, it's faster to travel that way than overland.
 

figmentPez

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Finished up playing the DLC for Shadow of War, they were okay-ish. Each was minorly flawed, but they had interesting characters (most of which were underused, but that's okay).

What really has me thinking, as I ready myself to move on to another game, is that I probably won't ever play Shadow of War again. Not because it's bad, but because I have so many other games to play. In my childhood even mediocre games got played over and over. Even some kinda bad games got played a lot. Now I've got more games than I know what to do with.
 
Playing AOE2 Co-op and my friend and I have played the Siege of Jerusalem like 10 times and keep failing. I am just... not good. He's even given my a 130% handicap and I just can't like... multitask? I don't know. I can do okay Starcraft but every other RTS I play I just get my butt kicked.
 
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