Actually that sounds perfect.
Granted but after awhile helping people complete their partial decks of cards loses its appeal.
I wish I had a commercial aquarium sized fish tank full of non lethal and beautifully coloured tropical fish.
[Thread Game] Corrupt a wish foundation
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Granted but after awhile helping people complete their partial decks of cards loses its appeal.
I wish I had a commercial aquarium sized fish tank full of non lethal and beautifully coloured tropical fish.
Yeah actually that sounds awesome.
1st wish:GRANTED! You don't need a job any more because you are immortal...as a statue...with no entertainment. BOOM!
2nd Wish: Granted! However you are also now Troy MCclure. Look it up.
I wish I had a tricorder.
Granted! You now have Derpy Hooves, who is constantly destroying your home by accident.
I wish for a good movie based upon an existing video game.
GRANTED! Get ready for Sonic Heroes the movie! All the awfulness of the game brought right to the big screen!
I wish for super speed.
GRANTED! However a new religion makes a god twice as powerful as the Old Testament god and he kicks your ass off the throne. Religion is fickle.
I wish for a million missile launchers.
Zappit
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Granted, and now the ATF must excavate your shattered remains out from under the missile pile.
I wish that chalkboards could not produce sound, especially that hideous scratching one.
Zappit
Staff member
Granted! A house fire gives you a whole new set of priorities.
I wish that Simon Cowell would retire, sparing us from this new wave of boy bands he's unleashing upon the world.
GRANTED! However he may be retired from producing music, NOW he's making films! They are all awful.
I wish whoever made Thumb Wars got severely punched in the balls.
Granted! However, this inspires Steve Oedekerk to channel his energy into television. The end result: Ow! My Balls!. It becomes a smash hit.
I wish that me and my friends have an awesome Christmas party this year.
GRANTED! You HAD said job, but only for five seconds before the awful was eaten by Kthulu. There were no survivors.
I wish I had lightning hands.
Granted! You are Raiden from Mortal Kombat. Unfortunately Liu Kang beats you into a pulp whenever you try to use your lightning powers.
I wish mosquitoes didn't like me so much.
GRANTED! However a super disease breaks out and the only cure is a mosquito bite. And they will not bite you, because they do not like you.
I wish I had four arms.
And we're home!
Granted! Your third and fourth arms, rather than being directly controlled by you are instead controlled by your subconsciousness. In particular, moments when you feel angry or attracted cause them to react. This has led to numerous fights, awkward encounters and several lawsuits.
I wish for the perfect Boston Creme Pie.
GRANTED! You are Jim Henson! Guess how that turns out?
I wish I could teleport any where I want.
GRANTED! However because you have no weaknesses you win every single fight easily. Your life becomes boring, you wish to end it but you cannot because you are practically a demi-god. Your friends die of old age, while you stay the same.
I wish I had a recording label!
Granted. You are picked up by murder inc. And are then murdered. How ironic.
I wish that I could see 7 days into the future and have the ability to change it to my liking if I did not like the way that it is currently planned
GRANTED! However, 15 other people also get this power and they try to change it to how they like it. Needless to say, chaos ensues.
I wish I felt fresher.
Granted! You now own some Summer's Eve cleansing wash.
I wish I had taken a relaxing and re-energizing nap.
GRANTED! However you took it- THREE YEARS AGO! Also you when you got out of bed there was a cat on your face.
I wish I had some soup.
Granted! There is an oyster in your soup, however, that doesn't take kindly to you having this soup. As such, every time you go for a spoonful, it pops out and sprays you in the face. If you try to drink straight from the bowl, the oyster clamps tight on your nose. If you try to scoop the oyster itself out, it just leaps out of the spoon and back into the bowl. It is an unusually intelligent oyster and it refuses to back down.
I wish for a successful date.
September 29th turns out to be very productive.
I wish sex and sexuality was no longer taboo in any society in the world.
Thank you for using for my birthday.
And- GRANTED! However, now diet is taboo! Just try eating a steak in a veggy zone without getting shanked- I DARES YA!
I wish for the Hulk's powers minus the insanity.
You know I loves ya, Yoshi. Also it's my birthday too.
The government finds a way to blackmail you into working for them. You are put to work turning a crank all day long, as a method of generating free energy for the country. Eventually you die of exhaustion, but no one's bothered finding alternate energy sources. Apocalypse.
I wish weddings were easier to plan.
GRANTED! However as of yesterday Miriam Webster has changed the definition of wedding. Now it means figuring out what is for dinner. Sclorfings however, are still very complicated to plan.
I wish I had paper that was slightly psychic so I could make it show whatever I want to see.
GRANTED! However right as you gain clarity of it, you forget everything else! But you still know the difference between these two things.
I wish for a Pegasus!
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