GasBandit
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Probably. Until somebody found a shotgun or perhaps a wooden stake.
Rant VIII: The Reckoning
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Gas, you know I'm a crazy beeyotch.
GasBandit
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I'm trying to be less of a pill, myself, lately.Gas, you know I'm a crazy beeyotch.
I thought that whole exchange was perfectly civil. I didn't intend any offense at any rate. It is the rant thread so I was ranty.
On a less serious rant, my wife's been planning to go see friends this Friday night, and I said cool, I'll hang out with the rats, watch movies.
She heads out of the bedroom to leave wearing a really sexy outfit, hugs me, leaves.
Like, really sexy.
She said "You could always come with me." Yes, I'd love to go to your friend's house and sit around drinking tea and chanting while all I'm thinking about is how bad I want to take you home.
Daaaaammmmit.
Well, here's to boys' night at my place. Woo.
She heads out of the bedroom to leave wearing a really sexy outfit, hugs me, leaves.
Like, really sexy.
She said "You could always come with me." Yes, I'd love to go to your friend's house and sit around drinking tea and chanting while all I'm thinking about is how bad I want to take you home.
Daaaaammmmit.Well, here's to boys' night at my place. Woo.
Her religious meetups with her friends are pretty much the only time she feels empowered enough to wear what she likes.
GasBandit
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So she's dressing like a sex bomb... to the equivalent of a small church gathering?
Ok. Consider my comment withdrawn.
We're pagans.
GasBandit
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We're pagans.
When I worked in fast food, my parting quote to any first responder was, "have a quiet night."
I had a boys night in too!On a less serious rant, my wife's been planning to go see friends this Friday night, and I said cool, I'll hang out with the rats, watch movies.
She heads out of the bedroom to leave wearing a really sexy outfit, hugs me, leaves.
Like, really sexy.
She said "You could always come with me." Yes, I'd love to go to your friend's house and sit around drinking tea and chanting while all I'm thinking about is how bad I want to take you home.
Well, here's to boys' night at my place. Woo.
fell asleep before the start of the first period...
It was for a good cause!
Sorry, but the images this conjures for me are probably not as maudlin as you'd like.
My sympathies, however.
--Patrick
Dave
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I'm free tonight if you want to kill some monsters or something in a coop game.
Differing numbers of significant digits?
Passive aggressive phrasing to emphasize the stupidity of the person.
I thought perhaps he'd gotten it partially right, and just forgotten to add the other seven thousand two hundred milliliters of ethyl alcohol.
...ok, that doesn't really make him sound smarter.
--Patrick
Those cartoons exist for a reason, they come from truth. Do what ya gotta do.
...and it's Rabbit Season.