The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

Gared

Gared

If you ever have a chance to pick up some Blue Dream in a legal state, I highly recommend it. Easily one of my favorite strains. :thumbsup:
 
Dirona

Dirona

I haven't had much alcohol in recent months, so two (large) homemade mimosas with mango juice and... wheee! Such a lightweight I've become.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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PatrThom said:
Why does your face look like it's been gaussian blur'd?

--Patrick
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Believe it or not, a lot of phones do that by default on the selfie camera, to smooth out skin blemishes. Mine does, too. You can turn it off, but it's an extra step.
 
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Frank

Frank

Spending my St. Patty's in an infuriating emergency room seemingly. I'm going to die here.

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PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
Believe it or not, a lot of phones do that by default on the selfie camera, to smooth out skin blemishes. Mine does, too. You can turn it off, but it's an extra step.
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Yecchh. If I want my photos edited, I'll do it myself rather than look like my face is made of marshmallow frosting with the bloom turned up to 255.

--Patrick
 
Frank

Frank

Guys, I'm fucking hammered right noe.

I went to the bar tonight to celebrate a buddy buying his first house. I did not expect to run into an ex that I literally never expected to see again.

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!

Why did she come over and talk to me and my friends?

WHY?[DOUBLEPOST=1499596502,1499596130][/DOUBLEPOST]I don't think it's possible to get across just how drunk I am right now.[DOUBLEPOST=1499596537][/DOUBLEPOST]IT WAS SO HARD TO TYPE THAT LAST SENTENCE. This one, not so much for some reason.
 
sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

2 days without a drink, and now I'm buzzed.

I felt kinda good about not drinking. But I poured one without a thought. Now I've had at least 4 drinks tonight.
 
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